I’m not a stalker and I’m not violent.
But ever since I saw Megan Fox, I’ve wanted to hunt her down and club her like a cavewoman.
Let me clarify.
I don’t really want to club her like a cavewoman…that sounds misogynistic and weird. What I mean is I want to club her like a caveman who bonked sexy cavewomen over the head and dragged them by the hair back to their caves.
Seriously, where the f*** does she get off looking like that?
Anyways, she’s said some pretty interesting things lately like wanting to strangle a mountain-ox with her bare hands because certain women were so darned appealing to her…
This is good for at least two reasons and especially because, I’m guessing she’ll totally understand the good-natured club to the dome.
Fox, a tolerant Tennessee girl went after you throwback conservatives and judging by her comment, it’s almost like she’s asking for it!
When asked how she would stop the ruthless Megatron from demolishing the world, Fox first said that she would “barter with him.” She then, however, went on to say, “… and instead of the entire planet, can you just take out all of the white trash, hillbilly, anti-gay, super bible-beating people in Middle America?”
Ugh. You can try to make me hate you Megan, but it’s gonna take a lot more than that.