Rappers Going Broke Even Though “The Man” Is Black And Not “Holding Them Down.”

29 03 2009

MediaTakeOut says Prodigy from Mobb Deep is getting foreclosed on and Mos Def is broke. Method Man has back taxes and fell victim to the repo man and there’s more, but whatever.

Make sure they sign their “Obama Loyalty Pledge” (must click link to atlas) and just get em some “Obama Money,” since all their rhymes are obsolete and they have nothing else to say that’s worthwhile.

Btw, the dispelling of a black prosperity ceiling is the best part of Obama’s Presidency.


*A friend who works at Wells Fargo tells me the folks have been calling up asking if they, “got that Obama Money.”


Thanks to reader TommyT

Ashley Biden Videotaped Demanding Hollywood Lines.

29 03 2009

It’s not what you think.

Or maybe it is if you’re really smart.

Let’s say…the only filming the Vice President’s daughter will be doing is “Celebrity Rehab” with Dr. Drew or A&E’s, “Intervention.”

Or maybe, “Nalin’ Palin’s” producers might portray the Vice President’s daughter in what could be an epic hit.

I got sidetracked…so here’s a few suggestions for the title, integrally correlated to the profit of the film, as “One Night in Paris” demonstrated:

“High and Inside Biden

“Biden Her Time”

“Railed on Rails”

“Ridin’ Biden”

Now that we’re banned in 13 more countries, let’s cut to it.

The NYpost is reporting:

A “friend” of Vice President Joseph Biden’s daughter, Ashley, is attempting to hawk a videotape that he claims shows her snorting cocaine at a house party this month in Delaware. “At one point she pretty much complains that the line isn’t big enough,” said the second lawyer, who declined to identify himself. “And she talks about her dad.”


She sounds like a riot, not to mention, my kind of feminist!

Seriously, America loves a high-as-a-kite, socialite, nymphomaniac and I pick my battles with America wisely.


Ok. Git it girl.

NYpost provides a little more context:

Biden has been an outspoken crusader against drugs, coining the term “drug czar” in 1982 while campaigning for a more forceful “war on drugs.”

Well as long as Ashley’s not a teenage mom from a pro-life/abstinence advocating home in a red state, I don’t think there’s any reason to go at Old Joe for hypocrisy.

Marijuana Wasn’t The Only Plant At The “Intimate” Town Hall

28 03 2009

Newbusters links to a Washington Post online item that says:

But while the online question portion of the White House town hall was open to any member of the public with an Internet connection, the five fully identified questioners called on randomly by the president in the East Room were anything but a diverse lot. They included: a member of the pro-Obama Service Employees International Union, a member of the Democratic National Committee who campaigned for Obama among Hispanics during the primary; a former Democratic candidate for Virginia state delegate who endorsed Obama last fall in an op-ed in the Fredericksburg Free Lance-Star; and a Virginia businessman who was a donor to Obama’s campaign in 2008.


Obama On Pot. Totally Full Of S%*t.

27 03 2009

I know.

You can’t believe it.


We…uh…we took suh, we took votes about which questions were gonna be asked and 3.5 million people voted.  I have to say there was one question that ranked fairly high, and that was whether legalizing marijuana would improve the ah economy and job creation…and uh, uh I don’t know what this says about the online audience.


STFU bro.  Do you ever stop politicin’ and lying?  Everybody knows the reason you’re a slave to nicotine is because you’re an addict and a stoner and you know exactly what it says about the “online audience” because no one has ever harvested the web and mastered grassroots organizing more than your pot head a$$.  And what, now marijuana smokers aren’t the midnight tokers you once knew?

Oh yeah by the way, it didn’t just “rank fairly high,” it nearly choked out your website and was the #1 question asked.  But of course, and like everything else, that has nothing to do with you.

Maklin Malkin brings something to light and probably uncovers the reason Obama stumbled over the word, “vote.”

The DNC, fresh off its failed attempt to muster grass-roots support for the president’s budget, has been aggressively advertising the townhall.

If this online townhall looks like another permanent campaign registration tool to you, you’re not alone.

Barry Barack Soetoro Obama Dunham Davis Merriam Webster

26 03 2009

Last week we payed homage to PETA’s “sea kittens” when the now discontinued, “enemy combatants,” were redubbed, “undocumented malcontents.”

Well, once again liberalism has out-done us in trying its best to render  “The Onion’s” and OOTB’s political satire, mundane and believable.

Because they’ve insisted that our identity is racist at worst, and judgmental and insensitive at best, liberals have made our language (and culture) mean nothing.

When our language has no meaning, it can be molded to perform political tasks.

And so it is.

For instance, the “War on Terror” should now be referred to as, “Overseas Contingency Operation”

Charles at LGF explains because we’re not kidding…that’s really what BHO wants to call it:

I’m really not sorry to see the phrase “War on Terror” being retired by the Pentagon; it’s always seemed like a complete misnomer. You don’t fight a war against a tactic, you fight against people with an ideology. This battle would have been much better described as the “War on Militant Islam,” but our government is too hobbled by political correctness to ever be that direct and truthful.

Suddenly, “undocumented malcontents” seems like a reasonable suggestion.

Here’s some more leftist attempts to destroy the fabric of our society, from the past week or so:

Stop laughing. We’re still not kidding. And there’s more:

*This should come as no surprise since the California state senate passed a bill in 2006 which banned the words, “mom and dad” from school textbooks, so as not to “reflect adversely on anyone based on sexual orientation or actual or perceived gender.”

Hey it may be the land of confusion but, at least the President isn’t a walking identity crisis in an empty suit who purposefully sends mixed messages to all comers so they can project their beliefs unto him.

No…he knows exactly who he is on the inside.

obamainaugLink for the pic

Maybe Just Invite The Press To The “Herd Mentality” WH Cocktail Parties?

20 03 2009

Andrew Malcom slips one by the LA Times editing board and steals The Onion’s thunder as Obama banned the press from his, “Newsmaker of the Year” award ceremony.   The press is giving Obama the award, but someone else will have to hand it to him and cheer.

We are not making this up:

Barack Obama was elected commander in chief promising to run the most transparent presidential administration in American history.

This achievement and the overall promise of his historic administration caused the National Newspaper Publishers Assn. to name him “Newsmaker of the Year.”

The president is to receive the award from the federation of black community newspapers in a White House ceremony this afternoon.

The Obama White House has closed the press award ceremony to the press.

From the president’s official schedule:

“Later in the afternoon, the President and the First Lady will attend a reception with the National Newspaper Publisher Association in the State Dining Room, where they will be presented the Newsmaker of the Year award. This event is closed press.”

Maybe they’ll let the newspaper people pass the award through the fence.

Or, maybe they could invite them to the newly reestablished, Wednesday night soirees at the White House, eloquently described by Letitia Baldrige.

Letitia Baldrige, former social secretary to first ladies Jacqueline Kennedy and Lady Bird Johnson, told FOXNews.com, “no real, substantial conversation takes place” at White House cocktail parties.

“We had them, we didn’t like them, but they are a necessary evil,” Baldrige said. “The best thing is to be invited to dinner, really, then lunch, then a morning breakfast meeting. These are sit-down, conversation-friendly events.

“But cocktail parties need a herd mentality. You go with the herd mentality and talk about what the herd is talking about. It’s nothing more, really, than going there to see and be seen.”

The party’s main function, Baldrige said, is simply to take care of people who feel left out or hurt.

“It’s a way of taking care of social obligations,” she said. “It’s just a way of making people feel good.

Sounds perfect for the press and for Obama…except that Obama has a reputation for partying with terrorist fundraisers and sympathizers, and has been known to get tore up and bash Israel on tapes that the press refuses to release.

Here’s Obama at an Arab American Action Network dinner party in 1998, probably talking about Jews with PLO advisor Edward Said.


Here’s another shot so you can peep the hottie a little closer.

She’s so fabulous!, I wonder if she had awesome, toned biceps back then!


Thanks to Terri for the White House party alert

UPDATE: Charles at LGF has a worthy update and a great suggestion for the supper club guestlist.

The National Newspaper Association, despite its innocuous name, is actually an association of far-left publications that includes “Final Call” — the paper published by Louis Farrakhan’s Nation of Islam: NNPA – Article – member papers.

And that explains why Obama doesn’t want the mainstream press at this award ceremony.

Strange.  Why would a man like Louis Farrakhan take to BHO?

“2-Beats-Away” Sarah Would Never Have Said This…

20 03 2009

Jake Tapper at ABC is bound to get fired or kidnapped because he’s done a good job for months now.  Today, he rescues Americans from imminent censorship after Obama The Brilliant, made fun of retards etc on the Leno Show when he demeaned the Special Olympics by comparing them to his paltry bowling skillz.


Pic: The Gutterball Presidency rolled in with an embarrassingly girly 37.

How gay can you get?

Kidding of course!!

Just pointing out how insensitive The Great Healer was to folks who are born with unique challenges.

Btw Mr. President, is it a reach to infer any feelings you may have towards special needs people by your calloused stands on abortion and less than ideal pregnancies?

Ed Morrissey at Hot Air drops this bomb on Obama:

You know how you can tell when a President has a bad day?  When his comparison of an American corporation to terrorists is the second-stupidest thing he said.

Morrissey was referring to Obama’s earlier comment:

“The same is true with AIG,” he said. “It was the right thing to do to step in. Here’s the problem. It’s almost like they’ve got — they’ve got a bomb strapped to them and they’ve got their hand on the trigger. You don’t want them to blow up. But you’ve got to kind of talk them, ease that finger off the trigger.”


And for score keepers out there, the third-stupidest thing Obama said today was that soon to be, “not-the-Timothy-Geithner-I-once-knew” was doing and “outstanding job.”

Something tells me he won’t say that when he asks him to step down in a bit.

Naturally Michelle Malkin recalled Brownie:

Heckuva job, Timmy!

She’s right on.

You know what?

Wake the f*ck up Barry!

I’m getting really tired keeping up with your daily bungles.