Ten “Suspected Gunmen” Paralyze City Of 19Million

30 11 2008

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It seems there might have been only 10 terrorists in the most recent Mumbai attacks. If true, it’s not only lucky, as thousands could have died from a larger assault, but it’s a serious embarrassment for the Indian military.  This report suggests policemen within shooting range, neglected to fire at the terrorists during the rampage.  I have a feeling legally armed citizens in Texas could have settled a similar threat faster than the 3 days it took India.  Just don’t go expecting any corporate media outlets to start pushing “conceal to carry” laws.

This story should remind everyone about the damage a small unit of terrorists can inflict on open societies where neighborly trust and commerce prevail.  I’m going to go out on a limb here and suggest that liberals continue to misdiagnose the problem.  Half the time, they argue that Al-Qaeda is disorganized and that the threat is overblown.  The other half, when at least admitting a problem, think it’s a police matter and not a military one.

To those who hold either mindset, you need to understand that just because Al-Qaeda means, “the base,” doesn’t mean they have 8:00am conference calls with every one of the tens of millions of radicalized Muslims on the planet.  You are correct though.  There is indeed something that binds Al Qaeda with these people.  A way for them to all be united and informed.  A tacit understanding that motivates and guides them.  A manual for life and a handbook with all the answers.  Figure it out. Besides, you don’t agree with profiling or wiretaps anyways, and this is an international issue being financed in Saudi Arabia and Iran.  So beyond good old “blue” diligently supporting Uncle Sam, the only local involvement we suggest is a capable Americanization plan for new immigrants.

By the way, the headline was a derived from a real quote made by an international wire service with a diseased, leftist agenda.

Melanie Phillips lays it out in her, “Reverting to type” piece.  And as usual, Mark Steyn drives it home as well in his, “Just another front.”





Now Suburban Kids Can Sip On Sizzurp Too

29 11 2008

“Sippin’ on sizzurp,” or drinking cough syrup mixed with alcohol, has become so popular with millions of Obama newly registered voters, that a new company has invented an “anti-energy” drink, called “Drank,” in it’s honor.

Supposedly a safe alternative to opiate filled cough syrups, the anti-Red Bull, is drawing some backlash in the hip hip community.  Marcus Lakee Edwards, who performs as Lil’ Keke and is a member of the Screwed Up Click said, “these drinks are adding more fuel to the fire, especially after the Big Moe, Pimp C thing happened. This is like a mockery for us.”

Big Moe and Pimp C recently chilled out a little too much and accidentally killed themselves while sippin on some sizzurp.





Now That We’re All United, Can We At Least Concede This Much?

29 11 2008

President Bush’s administrations had some “serious acheivements.” Here’s another piece, this time from a conservative (who hated Palin and almost endorsed Obama) with a similar theme. And, Victor Davis Hanson solidifies the theme.

Somehow we doubt the current and overwhelming, “united” spirit will endure those conciliatory and respectful articles about President Bush.

*We’d personally add Bush’s stance towards Embryonic Stem Cells as a victory.  While we’re personally unsure on the topic, his ban forced huge donations of private funds and helped reveal enormous successes in non-embryonic methods that would have otherwise been overlooked.





Vidiots Be Warned! They’re Coming For Our Video Games.

28 11 2008

We warned you about the emerging black market for fast food and video games.

A letter warning parents to not purchase video games for their children because of the environment, has been published by the Scientific American.

It won’t be long until there’s actually a movement around this.  I’m considering responding with my own movement.

Meanwhile, the groups behind the warning letters neglected to mention to these liberal parents that nickel batteries that power Hybrid vehicles, morph the land around the factories into NASA “dead zones” for moon rover testing. Literally.





Actions And Words

28 11 2008

Muslims in Florida are running ads imploring Americans to, “learn about Islam.”

We think these folks, who don’t know anything about America, should travel the world teaching fellow Muslims about Islam.  I’m sick to death of Muslims telling others that they need to learn about Islam while their Muslim brothers scream verses of the Quran as they blow up innocent lives.

I know travel agencies are passe’, but we suggest a worldwide trip from NYC, to DC, to Spain, to London, to Bosnia.  To Beslan and Chechnya, to Darfur and throughout Africa.  To Israel, to Iraq, to Iran, to Afghanistan, India and Australia.  By our quick count, all of these areas, no matter their religion or ethnicity, have a common instigator of violence.  If our State Department, CIA, and FBI won’t say it.  If the UN threatens a global blasphemy law to suppress it.  Then how can it be defeated?

By learning about Islam?





On Thanksgiving, Tradition Says We Should Thank…Science?

27 11 2008

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Obviously not…But, liberals don’t like talking about G-D because it makes their diseased obsession with moral equivalence, really hard to maintain as a worldview.  Here’s some Founding Father’s talking about Thanksgiving and G-D.

Virginia Governor Thomas Jefferson, in 1779:
[I] appoint … a day of public Thanksgiving to Almighty God … to [ask] Him that He would … pour out His Holy Spirit on all ministers of the Gospel; that He would … spread the light of Christian knowledge through the remotest corners of the earth … and that He would establish these United States upon the basis of religion and virtue.

President George Washington’s first federal Thanksgiving proclamation in 1789:
Whereas it is the duty of all nations to acknowledge the providence of Almighty God, to obey His will, to be grateful for His benefits, and humbly to implore His protection and favor.… Now, therefore, I do appoint Thursday, the 26th day of November 1789 … that we may all unite to render unto Him our sincere and humble thanks for His kind care and protection.

President Abraham Lincoln, making Thanksgiving an annual national holiday in 1863, in the midst of the Civil War:
No human counsel hath devised nor hath any mortal hand worked out these great things. They are the gracious gifts of the Most High God, who, while dealing with us in anger for our sins, hath nevertheless remembered mercy.
It has seemed to me fit and proper that they should be solemnly, reverently, and gratefully acknowledged, as with one heart and one voice, by the whole American people.

Not a founding father, but William Jennings Bryan,On Thanksgiving Day we acknowledge our dependence.”

“Almighty God, who hast given us this good land for our heritage; We humbly beseech Thee that we may always prove ourselves a people mindful of Thy favor and glad to do Thy will.”
President Franklin D. Roosevelt, Nov. 9, 1940

“As the harvest season draws to a close and our storehouses bulge with the bounty of the land, it is our desire to observe, in the custom and tradition of our forebears, a special day dedicated to giving thanks to God – a day on which to lay aside our daily tasks and cares and pay joyous homage to Him.”
President John F. Kennedy, Nov. 13, 1964






I Didn’t Get My Bacon Turducken

27 11 2008

But there’s so many things I’m thankful for.  Almost all of them can be traced back to America.  I shudder to think where things would be without her.

Here’s an important piece from Michael Medved about the widely accepted lies about America. Anyone wanna go out on a limb and guess who promulgated untruths about their own country?

Link and amazing construction of the turbaconducken.





Turkey Farms, Exactly Like America

27 11 2008

Male turkeys are bigger and lazier than ever, and artificially enhanced, supersized breasts are required.  There’s a lot more there, but we just wanted to wish everybody a HAPPY THANKSGIVING! Interesting stuffing about genetically modified Thanksgiving meals…

In comparison with old-school agriculture, these changes border on breathtaking. Imagine your children reaching full maturity at 10 years old.  American consumers like white meat, so turkeys are grown with larger breasts.  According to the National Wild Turkey Federation, the largest wild turkey on record is 38 pounds. John Anderson, a longtime turkey breeder at Ohio State University talked about commercial and academic turkey-breeding programs, “We get 50 pounders at 20 weeks, but that’s at the top edge of our normal distribution. We’ve got some adult male-line birds that went over 80 pounds.”

More on the side dishes at the link.





Christians Didn’t Wage A Terror Attack In India

26 11 2008

Does Islamo-barbarians murder scores of innocents at 5-star Indian hotel, have a better ring to it?

I know it’s harsh, and I know there’s millions of peaceful, good Muslims; but they are not the leaders of their religion and it doesn’t look like they aspire to be.  There has not been a Million Muslim March for peace, in Tehran or even Washington D.C. as far as I know.  Instead, they are spoken for by the actions and words of their radical, murderous brothers who use the Quran to substantiate violence.  Why does it seem every religion and every nation that is under attack, has a common instigator?  Think about it.

Interesting propositions to consider now that I put my thoughts out to the public on sensitive matters like these.  A new anti-blasphemy ruling at the UN which,

“provides international cover for domestic anti-blasphemy laws, and there are a number of people who are in prison today because they have been accused of committing blasphemy,” said Bennett Graham, international program director with the Becket Fund, a think tank aimed at promoting religious liberty.  “Those arrests are made legitimate by the UN body’s (effective) stamp of approval.”  Passage of the resolution is part of a 10-year action plan the 57-state Organization of Islamic Conference launched in 2005 to ensure “renaissance” of the “Muslim Ummah” or community.”

Oh well!  I will not submit. As Malkin says, Lan Astaslem

Of course, Atlas is all over it.

Great coverage here too





Cystic Fibrosis Is Anti-Affirmative Action. Favors White Men.

26 11 2008

Apparently it doesn’t spread itself adequately across all races and liberals are pissed.  “Caucasian men” are almost always the victims of the disease which recently took the life of Dean Barnett. Therefore according to “intellectual” liberals, it’s not worthy of the university’s charity.

OTTAWA – The Carleton University Students’ Association has voted to drop a cystic fibrosis charity as the beneficiary of its annual Shinearama fundraiser, supporting a motion that argued the disease is not “inclusive” enough.

Cystic fibrosis “has been recently revealed to only affect white people, and primarily men” said the motion read Monday night to student councillors, who voted almost unanimously in favour of it.”

Somebody please tell a liberal today that “Caucasians” includes people from the Middle East, South America, North Africa and the Indian subcontinent.

Also, let us know if a university charity ever excludes a breast cancer fundraiser for similar “reasons.”





Obama Hires Another “Brilliant” Mortgage Criminal

26 11 2008

Robert Rubin is knee deep in Citibank junk loans.  Surprising they’d get together since Obama once sued CItibank to get more entrenched in the subprime market. Still we think he’ll fit right in.





Even Olmert Is Concerned. Begs Bush To Explain Israel To Obama

26 11 2008

Prime Minister of Israel, Ehud Olmert is no right winger.  Yet he is concerned about Israeli security under Obama, and thankful for Bush’s steadfast support. So much so, that he is pleading with the beleaguered lame duck to explain the special bond and unique security needs of Israel, to Obama.  Meanwhile 78% Jews, who voted for Obama, pleaded with President Bush to “eat $#*t and die.”





Popular Twin Cities Barber Blows Up In Somalia!

26 11 2008

Entire Somali clans and communities have been brought to Minnesota over the past decade.  In general, our experience with the Somali community has been quite positive. But we are concerned that not an ounce of Americanization has been provided to them because of…you guessed it, Liberalism!  Apparently many of them are vanishing from Minneapolis and are returning to their homeland to wage the MFing Jihad.

It should be noted that Al-Qaeda has deep roots in Somalia.

We really hope our immigration people are doing a good job checking out new Minnesotans.

Also, if any readers know what the frequently seen bumper sticker, “Somalia 2020. Count me in” means, let us know!





MTV Debuts Dating Show For 3rd Graders. Obama Named Host.

26 11 2008

Yep, that’s a flat-out lie.  It’s 7th graders.  Kidding!  OK, the rest is true.

Liberal Incubating tank, MTV, is throwing Obama an inauguration party in January.  Until then, we’ll be watching closely to see if this time, they produce any real documents to rightfully scare voters into thinking the draft is coming back.  SInce really, Obama is the person who likes the idea,

I think they should have a rockin’ party.  With the help of non-stop MTV ads and bias, Obama outperformed Kerry in the youth vote, by 12%.





Cherry-Picking Evidence Of The Financial Crisis

25 11 2008

We’ve all heard about Bush “cherry-picking” evidence so he could attack Iraq, be called a lying war-monger, and ultimately obliterate his own legacy.  I’d be thrilled to see the mainstream press publish some articles on politicians who are a little too excited to impose socialist stimulus plans.  I know.  Fat chance.

Is it wrong to think Obama, given his Alinsky training of “rubbing raw resentments of the people,” isn’t exactly devastated at the current state of economic collapse?  Come to think of it, is there a politician who could be more thrilled with the opportunity it provides?

Ok, so trying to be fair…If Bush was excited about 9/11 because he could line the pockets of his military-industrial buddies, and smash Hussein (Saddam) in the face.  Then what is Obama excited about?





Si CHE Puede?

25 11 2008

I really disliked when Obama fans shouted “si se puede” instead of, “yes we can.”

Come to think of it, I hated that too, especially because Obama is more likely to say, “no we can’t” about so many things I care about. Like this quote, which I’m getting pretty good at impersonating.

Anyways, millions of Obama voters will be very happy to know that there’s a statue of Che Guevara in NYC now, a city he once threatened like all other terrorists.

“If the missiles had remained (in Cuba),We would have used them against the very heart of the U.S., including New York City. The victory of Socialism is well worth millions of atomic victims.”
– Ernesto ‘Che” Guevara, November 1962.

“The U.S. is the great enemy of mankind!” raved Ernesto “Che” Guevara in 1961. “Against those hyenas there is no option but extermination. We will bring the war to the imperialist enemies’ very home, to his places of work and recreation. The imperialist enemy must feel like a hunted animal wherever he moves. Thus we’ll destroy him! We must keep our hatred against them [the U.S.] alive and fan it to paroxysms!”

“The black is indolent and a dreamer; spending his meager wage on frivolity or drink; the European has a tradition of work and saving.”

“South American peasants are simply little animals.”

“Mexicans are a rabble of illiterate Indians.”

There’s a lot more where that came from, but let’s move on.






Obama The Accomplished Duck Hunter

25 11 2008

The man who thinks civilian guns are only for hunting, has officially destroyed a struggling lame duck. Sarah Palin tried to be interviewed in front of the ongoing carnage, but Obama refused to provide a calm moment during his assault on the flailing fowl’s lair.

Maybe the NYT is right about Bush stepping down early as a gesture of “neighborliness.”

UPDATE: Chris Matthews and ABC agree with the NYT





Sin Tax Changes Human Behavior. Prevents People From Drinking Selves To Death!

25 11 2008

Why are liberals so enthusiastic about using taxes to curb undesirable behavior, but so adamant that taxes on income and investments don’t similarly dissuade activity?

Also, since they understand how effective taxing can be, why do they only use taxation to punish and not create tax breaks as incentives?

Try answering this without saying the words, “mental disorder.”





Perfect Storm To Secure Socialist Agenda. Reshape America.

24 11 2008

“What we are talking about is a golden political opportunity for politicians to use the current financial crisis to fundamentally change an economy that has been successful for more than two centuries, so that politicians can henceforth micro-manage all sorts of businesses and play Robin Hood, taking from those who are not likely to vote for them and transferring part of their earnings to those who will vote for them.”

Man, Thomas Sowell is smart! Why don’t more people know him? Oh yeah, he’s a black conservative.





Palin Just Got Her Passport But Obama Just Got His Birth Certificate

24 11 2008

I’ve been joking with friends for months that, “I want a black President just as much as they do, I just don’t want an African American.”  Because many of my friends are also political junkies, they understand that I’m poking fun at the off chance that Obama is not a natural born citizen and is in fact from Kenya, as his paternal grandmother says.

In all seriousness, I don’t know what to make of this birth certificate thing.  Many say our next President couldn’t pass a routine background check for the FBI, but people that I respect have taken strongholds on both sides of the argument (also, many have taken no side like the MSM).

I believe he was born in Hawaii as he says, but I keep coming back to the fact that he could release it and embarrass all of the frothing right-wingers, then counter sue for defamation of character.  I can’t get that part out of my mind and the link above is quite professional as it reaches the same conclusion.  So, what’s on the birth certificate that Obama doesn’t want us to see (not to mention the rest of his records)?

Also, I find it awfully curious that NO ONE in the “big” media has even brought it up to disparage the conspiratorial conservatives either, or even to simply report that over a half dozen lawsuits were charged against Obama and all he had to do to win decisively, was show his birth certificate.  The fact that they haven’t even reported the existence of real lawsuits against a Presidential candidate, is a red flag and It seems to be a case of, “the lady doth not protest enough,” if you ask me.  What is the media afraid of uncovering by merely reporting the existence of said cases?

Obviously this is a poisoned pill.  Whoever brings it up becomes a lunatic and whoever brings it up loudly might just become a martyr.  That’s my only explanation as to why the Clinton campaign and the GOP refused as well.

As I understand it, the constitution does not allocate a government agency the responsibility of investigating whether a presidential candidate is a natural born citizen.  Rational people who understand our democracy, know this jurisdiction is supposed to be covered by the media.  Because of their complicit failure, citizen journalists have been forced to risk their reputations.  The most well known lawsuit against Obama by Phillip J. Berg was thrown out of court because the black robe ruled that citizens didn’t have the standing to make this inquiry.  It’s reminiscent of the FEC saying they won’t investigate the $650Million Obama campaign, which has at least $150Million in illegal donations because, “it would be embarrassing.”  Rest easy, they are going to check out McCain’s numbers soon.

So the framers left the backdoor open and the corrupt corporate media have abandoned their post in the watchtower.  It’s also likely the founders of the nation couldn’t envision someone with the audacity to attempt such a stunt.

This must come to a head.  It’s been boiling up for almost a year.  And now, because of an intelligently designed lawsuit and great persistence, it will at least be discussed at the Supreme Court. The difference this time which bolstered some credibility to the suit?  The prosecutor has sued both candidates to see if they are legally able to hold the High Office.  Many readers will instantly remember the story that was ran by every wire service and most news services last spring, that John McCain was ineligible to become President because he was born in Panama on a naval base.  Interesting that the MSM gave those charges the time of day.

UPDATE: Forbes is on it.

UPDATE: TulsaToday.com is too

UPDATE: WND declares Birth Certificate on Obama’s site a FRAUD

UPDATE: AmericanThinker channels Outoftheblu.wordpress.com

UPDATE: Taranto at the WSJ checks in and amends the Forbes article.

UPDATE: Diana West addresses the issue and points out Obama has yet to show:

1)  His original birth certificate.  Access is sealed by the Governor of Hawaii.
2)  Admissions/College transcript records from Occidental College.
3)  Admissions/College transcript records from Columbia University.
4)  Admissions/College transcript records from Harvard University.
5)  Records of his editorial writing in the Harvard Law Review.
6)  Medical Records.
7)  Selective Service Registration Records.  (Debbie Schlussel has obtained Obama’s Selective Service Registration record.  She has done an investigation, posted on her website, thoroughly demonstrating that the registration is a forgery and a fraud.)
8)  His Illinois State Legislative calendar.
9)  The list of his legal clients from his days of private law practice.

UPDATE: MSNBC skews it but mentions it!