Wonder Woman Deploys Transformers At “Middle-America Super Bible-Beaters”

9 06 2009

I’m not a stalker and I’m not violent.

But ever since I saw Megan Fox, I’ve wanted to hunt her down and club her like a cavewoman.

Let me clarify.

I don’t really want to club her like a cavewoman…that sounds misogynistic and weird.  What I mean is I want to club her like a caveman who bonked sexy cavewomen over the head and dragged them by the hair back to their caves.

Seriously, where the f*** does she get off looking like that?

Anyways, she’s said some pretty interesting things lately like wanting to strangle a mountain-ox with her bare hands because certain women were so darned appealing to her…

This is good for at least two reasons and especially because, I’m guessing she’ll totally understand the good-natured club to the dome.

Fox, a tolerant Tennessee girl went after you throwback conservatives and judging by her comment, it’s almost like she’s asking for it!

Newsbusters has the dish:

When asked how she would stop the ruthless Megatron from demolishing the world, Fox first said that she would “barter with him.” She then, however, went on to say, “… and instead of the entire planet, can you just take out all of the white trash, hillbilly, anti-gay, super bible-beating people in Middle America?”

Ugh.  You can try to make me hate you Megan, but it’s gonna take a lot more than that.





I’m not sure about that zombie in the background, but Egotastic.com has tons of Megan Fox photos if you can stand it.


The Bone Obama Threw The Jews Smells Like Another Marxist

21 11 2008

Rahm Emanuel is an enthusiastic supporter of conscripting your children.  Same as Obama, even though Obama has never been asked a follow-up question regarding his ridiculous statement to establish a “civilian national security force that’s just as well funded as the military.”  No worries, Obama erased the entire plan from his website without an update or explanation, as he is wont to do.  I guess we’ll have to wait and see who the “officers” and leadership in this new group might be and if they’ll be able to arrest citizens like the “communist gameplan” post below suggests.

Read this about Emanuel and tell me it’s not alarming…NO PATTERNS HERE FOLKS, NOTHING TO SEE. MOVE ALONG.

Don’t forget, liberals have been fear mongering for years that Republicans would reinstate the draft and send your kids to war.  They went so far as to produce a forged document from Rumsfeld right before the 2004 election and released it through the liberal incubating machine, MTV’s Rock The Vote.

How do they get away with this hypocritical treachery?!  Oh yeah! They own every avenue of indoctrination.

Are These The “Useful Idiots” Lenin Spoke Of?

18 11 2008

This 10 minute video shows brainwashed liberals who know absolutely nothing about the candidates.  At least they have hope!  And I’m confident that once they reach 65% of the populace while being addicted to government entitlements, they’ll start being a bit more bipartisan and consider becoming conservatives. Thanks mainstream media, public education, and Hollywood!

UGH. Depressing.