Ho-Hum. Another Egyptian’s Sexual Organ Lost To The Knife.

4 06 2009

But this time, it was a schmeckle!

Check this out from the Boston Globe:

A 25-year-old Egyptian man cut off his own penis to spite his family after he was refused permission to marry a girl from a lower class family, police reported Sunday.

After unsuccessfully petitioning his father for two years to marry the girl, the man heated up a knife and sliced off his reproductive organ, said a police official.

The man was rushed to the hospital but doctors were unable to reattach the severed member, the official added citing the police report filed after the incident.

ken smooth

With a devotion for “conservative” values like that, and the forthcoming pending “ghost pains,” I’d say this guy just took a giant-jihad leap towards suicide-bomberville.  No doubt Mossad is probably probing the sitch.

So in the end, while this severed member may no longer be welcome in the brotherhood of men, he fittingly joins 96% of his female compatriots who stay hidden behind woolly hoods because theirs were carved out by spoons.

lil man in the boat