Ho-Hum. Another Egyptian’s Sexual Organ Lost To The Knife.

4 06 2009

But this time, it was a schmeckle!

Check this out from the Boston Globe:

A 25-year-old Egyptian man cut off his own penis to spite his family after he was refused permission to marry a girl from a lower class family, police reported Sunday.

After unsuccessfully petitioning his father for two years to marry the girl, the man heated up a knife and sliced off his reproductive organ, said a police official.

The man was rushed to the hospital but doctors were unable to reattach the severed member, the official added citing the police report filed after the incident.

ken smooth

With a devotion for “conservative” values like that, and the forthcoming pending “ghost pains,” I’d say this guy just took a giant-jihad leap towards suicide-bomberville.  No doubt Mossad is probably probing the sitch.

So in the end, while this severed member may no longer be welcome in the brotherhood of men, he fittingly joins 96% of his female compatriots who stay hidden behind woolly hoods because theirs were carved out by spoons.

lil man in the boat





Gorgeous Face Joins UN To Pretend To Help Something

17 11 2008

charlize-named-un

Charlize Theron is now a UN Ambassador of Peace.  Secretary-General, Ban Ki-moon appointed the Oscar winning actress to join George Clooney, Angelina Jolie Pitt, Michael Douglas, musicians Daniel Barenboim, Midori Goto and Yo-Yo Ma, authors Paulo Coelho and Elie Wiesel, equestrian Princess Haya Bint al-Hussein and naturalist Jane Goodall in their ego-centric, worthless, missions.  Notably, Charlize will focus on “UNite to End Violence against Women,” which was launched in February.

In typical fashion, this push to modernize misogynistic nations who are also usually violent, anti-Semitic, scapegoating, poverty stricken, oppressive regimes and chronically bad neighbors, will not include any Muslim countries who view their subjugation of women as a G-D given benefit of having a penis.  For the record, the pacifist, neo-marxist, anti American, feminist group, CodePink presumably agrees.  Maybe the FBI can also send a pretty delegate to the UN since they refuse to call Quran mandated “honor killings” anything other than murders.

No word yet on when the group will condemn America for racy Country Music lyrics that incite red staters, or Israel for just the heck of it.