Michelle’s Full-Time Makeup Artist: “She Has Angry Eyebrows.”

18 04 2009

You don’t say!

Maybe because Michelle’s an angry person?


The NYPost says:

“No other First Lady has had a full-time makeup artist.”

OOTB says:

“No other First Lady has been this image-conscious, and no other First Lady has needed to be completely reinvented.”

PS. Sorry dear readers for that traumatizing picture.

I’ll make it up to you.


Obama Knows 1st Hand. Women Aren’t Treated Equally

12 03 2009

He knows because he’s paid them less than 4/5ths of what he’s paid men on his staff-coincidentally the same 78% that women earn compared to men-if you believe politicized liberal science math.

You know what time it is.

Executive order time!

This round brings more liberal BS to America in the form of, creating a White House Council on Women and Girls, with the purpose of “ensur(ing) that American women and girls are treated fairly in all matters of public policy.”

Keep in mind, at colleges across the country, 58 women will enroll as freshmen for every 42 men, and males are falling behind on most statistical areas.

UPDATE: Reader Ron B, points out how delightful it must be these days for males on college campuses.

“Just Plain Rude” Obama Shows No Class. Irks English Allies.

7 03 2009

They told me if I voted for McCain our allies would be disrespected and they were right.

Let’s focus on our mates in England, and put aside the story regarding the Poles and Czechs, who Obama just sold down the river by using “smart diplomacy.”

Last month Obama refused to keep a bust of Churchill in the White House and pissed off the Brits. Probably because of Churchill’s statements like this:

“How dreadful are the curses which Islam lays on its votaries! Besides the fanatical frenzy, which is as dangerous in a man as hydrophobia in a dog, there is this fearful fatalistic apathy. The effects are apparent in many countries. Improvident habits, slovenly systems of agriculture, sluggish methods of commerce, and insecurity of property exist wherever the followers of the Prophet rule or live.

A degraded sensualism deprives this life of its grace and refinement; the next of its dignity and sanctity. The fact that in Mohammedan law every woman must belong to some man as his absolute property‹either as a child, a wife, or a concubine must delay the final extinction of slavery until the faith of Islam has ceased to be a great power among men. Individual Muslims may show splendid qualities. Thousands become the brave and loyal soldiers of the Queen; all know how to die; but the influence of the religion paralyses the social development of those who follow it.

No stronger retrograde force exists in the world.

Far from being moribund, Islam is a militant and proselytizing faith. It has already spread throughout Central Africa, raising fearless warriors at every step; and were it not that Christianity is sheltered in the strong arms of science -the science against which it had vainly struggled -the civilisation of modern Europe might fall, as fell the civilisation of ancient Rome.”

Then, last week he snubbed Gordon Brown as the Telegraph reports:

…The White House’s very odd and, frankly, exceptionally rude treatment of a British PM.  Squeezing in a meeting, denying him a full press conference with flags etc.  The British press corps, left outside for an hour in the cold, can take it and their privations are of limited concern to the public.

But Obama’s merely warmish words (one of our closest allies, said with little sincerity or passion) left a bitter taste with this Atlanticist. Especially after his team had made Number 10 beg for a mini press conference and then not even offered the PM lunch.

And now the Obama’s have shown a complete lack of class by basically, “giving Gordon Brown a new pair of socks” in their recent gift swap.  Newsbusters has more.

It is well understood that visiting diplomatic delegations come bearing gifts and gift giving is returned in like fashion by the host country. It is an ages old human practice in diplomacy after all. Usually the gifts are valuable, representative of the products of the nations involved, or at least symbolic of the history of those nations.

For his part, PM Brown gave two symbolic gifts and one that expressed national pride. Brown came bearing a pen holder carved from the timbers of the sister ship of that which gave the wood to create the famous “Resolute Desk,” the desk that has been in America’s charge since 1880. He also gave Obama the framed commission for that famous ship, the HMS Resolute. His third gift was a seven-volume biography of one of England’s greatest leaders, Winston Churchill.

So, what did President Obama give the British PM? 25 movies on DVD. Yeah, that’s it. Brown gives a symbolic gift like the pen holder fashioned from a famous British warship and Obama responds by sending a staffer to WalMart to pick up a few quick movies.  And I’m not the only one to scoff at this thoughtless gift. The entire British press is up in arms. Many in Britain are seeing this as entirely gauche and indicative of the low esteem in which the Obama’s hold England.

Worse, no one is 100% sure that Obama was smart enough to know that DVDs made in America don’t play on European DVD players. American DVDs are created in the “Region One” format while those in Europe play in “Region Two” format. A U.S. DVD just won’t play on a machine made for the English market.

Not to be out done in tastelessness by her husband, Michelle got into the act, too. Mrs. Brown came bearing two outfits for the Obama girls from Topshop, one of Britain’s trendiest and expensive women’s wear retail outlets.

In return, Michelle apparently had a staffer run down to the White House gift shop and grab two toy Marine One helicopter models for the Brown’s boys.

No word if the toy helicopters were models of the new Marine One, which costs more than Air Force One, or if the Iranians had the blueprints again.

These folks have no idea what they’re doing.

And there you have it.

UPDATE: Obama was a classless idiot because he’s, “exhausted and overwhelmed, and looks like he needs a marijuana cigarette”…”maybe a little blow if he could afford it”…AKA way over his head.

UPDATE: Confirmed. The DVDs didn’t work in England. Wow…how worldly!

Black Designers Furious That Michelle Obama Wore An Asian’s Dress

26 01 2009

“In Women’s Wear Daily, Black Artists Association co-founder Amnau Eele said, “It’s one thing to look at the world without color but she had seven slots to wear designer clothes. Why wasn’t she wearing the clothes of a black designer? That was our moment.””

Amnau apparently thinks it was Martin Luther King’s “dream” that the first lady would judge her garments based on the color of the designer’s fabric skin.

Reap what you sew, race obsessed liberals.

White Lady Has No Clue What She’s Talking About

22 01 2009

Only 27seconds long, so see if you notice anything odd when she tries to refer to this:


But it comes out even worse than this Snoop Doggism:


Thanks Buzzfeed.com

Crickets Chirp In America As Condi Plays Piano For English Queen

3 12 2008

While serving our country the past few years, Condoleeza has disappointed me greatly with her actions in the Middle-east. Nonetheless, she is an immensely talented woman who receives nothing but scorn and hatred from blacks and whites alike.  All because she’s a black republican.  Contrasting her intellectual talents to Obama’s is a fair match up but, Obama gathers a bit more adulation.  Wouldn’t you say?  An interesting article points out the attributes of learning to play the piano.  Let’s all say it together…You were right Mom!

Here’s Condi playing for the Queen.  The news was also reported by a hip hop site that claims to be, “the most visited black website in the world,” where an astounding 2 people have left a comment about the story. Actually there were 5.  3 deserved editing.  Compare the interest to another article on the site showing a new ring Obama bought for widely worshipped, Michelle, with 147 comments.

Disavowal Of The Pursuit Of Middleclassness

18 11 2008

Please watch this video closely, not all of Obama’s racist, anti-white words that he read for his audio book are read aloud, but are rather written in the video.

One great example of the corrupt, complicit “corporate media,” is how Barack Obama was allowed to be the champion of the middle class in spite of his admission that the “disavowal of the pursuit of middleclassness,” was most alluring to him.  This is/was (it was scrubbed from the “church’s” website when Obama became a serious candidate) one of ten United Church of Christ tenets, and he plainly says it was what really attracted him to the racist, anti-American, “church” as seen at 7:42 in the above video.

Brilliant Obama knew this caustic relationship was controversial (of course he denied it) and that it would have to end.  As reported by the NYT, “If Barack gets past the primary, he might have to publicly distance himself from me,” Wright told The New York Times with a shrug. “I said it to Barack personally, and he said ‘yeah, that might have to happen.'”

Well, as predicted, they’re not boys anymore, at least publicly .  But after comparing this, oh so alluring tenet to communist goals to bring down America, I’m sure you can see how it might fit together.

Then again, I’m still hoping I’m wrong about all this…So maybe, he was just a super ambitious politician (since age 4, yet has no verifiable record for any part of his life) who used all these radicals his whole life to propel himself, and now the real Obama will come out and lead America to Camelot.  Still, I find it amazing that Obama’s own words from, “The Audacity of Hope; a Story of Race and Inheritance” were not widely heard before the election.  In fact, they weren’t just not heard, they were buried.  Out of sight.  Figures I guess, since the name of the book was from a Wright sermon that made Obama cry and included the phrase, “white folks greed runs a world in need.

How touching!