India: Girls In Jeans Are Totally Asking For It.

11 06 2009

Blog of Hilarity links to this AFP story:

Colleges in the Indian state of Uttar Pradesh said Wednesday that female students would be banned from wearing jeans and other Western clothes to halt sexual harassment by male classmates.

“Girls who choose to wear jeans will be expelled from the college,” Meeta Jamal, principal of the Dayanand girls’ college in Kanpur city told AFP. “This is the only way to stop crime against women.”

A growing number of colleges in Uttar Pradesh have decided to outlaw jeans, shorts, tight blouses and miniskirts on campus in an attempt to crack down on “Eve-teasing” — as sexual harassment is known in India.

In other news, many Muslim countries have unofficially banned clitorises (clitori?) because they transform men into crazed rapists and women need protection from the advances of said men, who are better than women, but are nonetheless incapable of suppressing their primal desires.

Okeeeee!

Over to Chingy, Jermaine Durpi and Ginuwine for some songs about soon-to-be assaulted trollops and their sexy denims.





Zionist Hindu Terrorists Shouted “Allahu Akbar” As They Killed

2 12 2008

Sorry, I’m just applying for a job as a reporter for Pak TV, the national television station in Pakistan that says Jooooos were behind the attacks.

The word must get out that it couldn’t have been Muslims because Islam is the, “religion of peace” and whoever did it, therefore is not a Muslim.  You must learn more about Islam! Now, if it wasn’t a Muslim, it must be the Jews.  But why would Jews attack in India?  So they can have an alliance with the Hindus! Haha!  Now you get it!  It’s just like 9/11 when the Jews attacked America and paired up with Evangelicals to attack Muslims!

I really want the gig at Pak TV but if all else fails, I’ll just go work with Code Pink or some other liberal activists who like siding against the imperialistic, greedy, Zionist, cabal…aka the Bush administration in its “last throes.”