India: Girls In Jeans Are Totally Asking For It.

11 06 2009

Blog of Hilarity links to this AFP story:

Colleges in the Indian state of Uttar Pradesh said Wednesday that female students would be banned from wearing jeans and other Western clothes to halt sexual harassment by male classmates.

“Girls who choose to wear jeans will be expelled from the college,” Meeta Jamal, principal of the Dayanand girls’ college in Kanpur city told AFP. “This is the only way to stop crime against women.”

A growing number of colleges in Uttar Pradesh have decided to outlaw jeans, shorts, tight blouses and miniskirts on campus in an attempt to crack down on “Eve-teasing” — as sexual harassment is known in India.

In other news, many Muslim countries have unofficially banned clitorises (clitori?) because they transform men into crazed rapists and women need protection from the advances of said men, who are better than women, but are nonetheless incapable of suppressing their primal desires.

Okeeeee!

Over to Chingy, Jermaine Durpi and Ginuwine for some songs about soon-to-be assaulted trollops and their sexy denims.





Ho-Hum. Another Egyptian’s Sexual Organ Lost To The Knife.

4 06 2009

But this time, it was a schmeckle!

Check this out from the Boston Globe:

A 25-year-old Egyptian man cut off his own penis to spite his family after he was refused permission to marry a girl from a lower class family, police reported Sunday.

After unsuccessfully petitioning his father for two years to marry the girl, the man heated up a knife and sliced off his reproductive organ, said a police official.

The man was rushed to the hospital but doctors were unable to reattach the severed member, the official added citing the police report filed after the incident.

ken smooth

With a devotion for “conservative” values like that, and the forthcoming pending “ghost pains,” I’d say this guy just took a giant-jihad leap towards suicide-bomberville.  No doubt Mossad is probably probing the sitch.

So in the end, while this severed member may no longer be welcome in the brotherhood of men, he fittingly joins 96% of his female compatriots who stay hidden behind woolly hoods because theirs were carved out by spoons.

lil man in the boat





Obama: We’ll Never Be At War With Islamic Conservatives…But Christian Conservatives?!

15 04 2009

UPDATE: Atlas has the story (who else) about the FBI “spying on Tea Parties.”

Obama finally found a group of enemies that are immune to “smart diplomacy” and worthy of his unbridled scorn and divisiveness.

White Christian southern professional men American rightwingers.

Atlas was the first to uncover the Administration’s leaked DHS assessment on “Rightwing Extremism.”

It’s liberal McCarthyism b^!!$%*^, and I found it to be pretty insensitive to Caucasians.

Whites in particular were singled out by the report, which alerted national law enforcement agencies about: stressed out war vets (not John Kerry style vets I’m guessing), crackers enraged by a black President, and xenophobic hillbillies agitated by surging Latino populations.

Read this snippet and try to tell me they’re talking about bi-sexual women or NBA ballers:

Nevertheless, the consequences of a prolonged economic downturn—including real estate foreclosures, unemployment, and an inability to obtain credit—could create a fertile recruiting environment for rightwing extremists and even result in confrontations between such groups and government authorities similar to those in the past.

On second thought, maybe it is fair.

If an Ivy League educated, 26 year old Muslim man blew up a casino while screaming verses from the Quran, liberals would attribute it to job-loss and high interest rates on his HELOC.  Then, they’d blame rightwing CEOs, and rightwing wars for oil.

The flip side of this saga also comes from Atlas with her penetrating post in response to Obama’s flaccid words that we, “respect Islam even when we disagree.”  In one of her best columns, she points to: honor killings, anti-Semitism, child abuse, gay stonings, clitorectomies and other lovely multicultural fruits of Islam, that we apparently, “respect.”

This dangerous stream of liberal thinking ends up cascading over a rocky cliff as the highly imitable, uber-progressives in Europe recently showed when an openminded and tolerant German court ruled that, “Muslims have a different understanding of rape than Europeans and that must taken into account.

So typical of a modern liberal to make nice with self-avowed enemies while demonizing America’s defenders.

There’s little doubt that Obama will soon utilize his Communist/Alinsky training on America’s truest Patriots by  “picking a target, freezing it, personalizing it, and polarizing it.”

Why he couldn’t have exported these strategies to marginalize and ostracize Islamic fundamentalists extremists conservatives is beyond me…he just won’t use his tremendous skills to actually help America become more powerful because he doesn’t believe that truly helps Americans.

Btw, how do you think they’re gonna profile the wingnuts and will the ACLU be called in?