Hugo To Fidel: “Careful Or We’ll Be On Obama’s Right!”

3 06 2009

(POST UPDATED BELOW) Many a truth is said in jest via Al-Reuters:

Venezuela’s President Hugo Chavez said on Tuesday that he and Cuban ally Fidel Castro risk being more conservative than U.S. President Barack Obama as Washington prepares to take control of General Motors Corp.

“Comrade Obama! Fidel, careful or we are going to end up to his right,” Chavez joked on a live television broadcast.

Holy $#*^ he called him “comrade.”  If Rush Limbaugh did that, MSNBC would start talking about oxycontons within the hour.

UPDATE: From the incredibly liberal Pravda, a scary view from the outside, that we should all take into account because we need to pay attention to the rest of the world:

It must be said, that like the breaking of a great dam, the American decent into Marxism is happening with breath taking speed, against the back drop of a passive, hapless sheeple, excuse me dear reader, I meant people.

The initial testing grounds was conducted upon our Holy Russia and a bloody test it was. But we Russians would not just roll over and give up our freedoms and our souls, no matter how much money Wall Street poured into the fists of the Marxists.

Those lessons were taken and used to properly prepare the American populace for the surrender of their freedoms and souls, to the whims of their elites and betters.

First, the population was dumbed down through a politicized and substandard education system based on pop culture, rather then the classics. Americans know more about their favorite TV dramas then the drama in DC that directly affects their lives. They care more for their “right” to choke down a McDonalds burger or a BurgerKing burger than for their constitutional rights. Then they turn around and lecture us about our rights and about our “democracy”.  Pride blind the foolish.

Then their faith in God was destroyed, until their churches, all tens of thousands of different “branches and denominations” were for the most part little more then Sunday circuses and their televangelists and top protestant mega preachers were more then happy to sell out their souls and flocks to be on the “winning” side of one pseudo Marxist politician or another. Their flocks may complain, but when explained that they would be on the “winning” side, their flocks were ever so quick to reject Christ in hopes for earthly power. Even our Holy Orthodox churches are scandalously liberalized in America.

The final collapse has come with the election of Barack Obama. His speed in the past three months has been truly impressive. His spending and money printing has been a record setting, not just in America’s short history but in the world. If this keeps up for more then another year, and there is no sign that it will not, America at best will resemble the Wiemar Republic and at worst Zimbabwe.

These past two weeks have been the most breath taking of all. First came the announcement of a planned redesign of the American Byzantine tax system, by the very thieves who used it to bankroll their thefts, loses and swindles of hundreds of billions of dollars. These make our Russian oligarchs look little more then ordinary street thugs, in comparison. Yes, the Americans have beat our own thieves in the shear volumes.  Should we congratulate them?

I’m wondering if the American left will ever allow conservatives to call them “socialists” without smearing their character and marginalizing their reputations in some sort of reverso-witch-hunt maneuver, which ends up typecasting the accuser.

All these international lefties made me realize; ripping liberals for being Marxists is kind of like me talking about your mom.  I really can’t get away with it unless we go legit she’s my mom.

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Yay! We Did It!

23 01 2009

Yep, that’s it!  The War on Terror is Over.

Wasn’t so bad unless you were an Iraqi now was it everybody?

New changes bring us back to a 9/10 mentality.  We can only hope, that the watchers are at least, conducting a vicious legal and hidden police war against the enemy that somehow thinks, we’re weak-hearted.

This transformation started though, with the non-communicator, George Bush.

And, I understand his intent, but one of his biggest mistakes was infamously asking Americans to “get out and do some shoppin.'”

I guess it must take a Communist Community Activist to invite Americans to do something special like: act responsibly and commit to service.

I mean, if people like Eva Longoria are really “going to plant 500 trees”… if Cameron Diaz can “wave hello to more neighbors,” and if Punky Brewster can help solve Alzheimers; then America truly has been reborn and wow a lot of 19th century white men are spinning in their graves!

Seriously though, if America’s youth remembers this “pledge of service” until Valentine’s day, it would be fanstastico.  It will be even better if it precludes us from Obama’s military strength, “civilian national security force.”

However, and much more seriously, Obama has just eviscerated radical Islam’s War with the West, from normal American life, with his closure of Guantanamo Bay.

A lot of Muslims have been dining on chicken almondine down there for a while, but does anyone think the closure of Guantanamo removes radical Islam’s War With the West from their lives?

I think jihadis in deserts and caves throughout the world are poppin’ bottles and makin’ it rain.

Surely, “enhanced interrogation” techs will continue though Obama believes we won’t need them because jihadis aren’t coy enough to fool interrogators when they just stick to the Army Field Manual.

Look idiots, Muhammad is the most popular name in the world, 2nd most in England.  Mujahideen don’t even know what country they come from, why are you worried about serial numbers?  And the rank he’s going impart to you, is only going to inform your nose that something’s not right.

So then, as news that 40 Al-Qaeda ‘extremists” have succumbed to the black death and evidence suggests they were tampering with biologicals; what will happen to the individuals who haze torture a man in charge of such an attack, when the New York Times blows a whistle and shows the sleepy unkempt terrorist after his long nights listening to Kid Rock and Christina Aguilera?

How many people will have to use the Obama fail safe, “he’s not the highly decorated military man we knew?”

UPDATE: Powerline reports Said Ali al-Shihri, who was released from Guantanamo Bay a year ago, it now the number two Al Qaeda man in Yemen.

UPDATE: Yemen is also the new home of a rehab center for terrorists, 100 from Gitmo are headed there.

UPDATE: Rightwingnews links to NRO

“A week ago, former Vice President Cheney advised the incoming president to take some time and look carefully at the policies and institutions the Bush administration had put in place to protect the country before following through on campaign pledges to dismantle them. President-elect Obama said on ABC’s This Week: “I think that was pretty good advice, which is I should know what’s going on before we make judgments and that we shouldn’t be making judgments on the basis of incomplete information or campaign rhetoric.”

Less than 48 hours after taking office, Obama has begun dismantling those institutions without time for any such review. The CIA program he is effectively shutting down is the reason why America has not been attacked again after 9/11. He has removed the tool that is singularly responsible for stopping al-Qaeda from flying planes into the Library Tower in Los Angeles, Heathrow Airport, and London’s Canary Warf, and blowing up apartment buildings in Chicago, among other plots. It’s not even the end of inauguration week, and Obama is already proving to be the most dangerous man ever to occupy the Oval Office.” — Marc Thiessen at The Corner





Si CHE Puede?

25 11 2008

I really disliked when Obama fans shouted “si se puede” instead of, “yes we can.”

Come to think of it, I hated that too, especially because Obama is more likely to say, “no we can’t” about so many things I care about. Like this quote, which I’m getting pretty good at impersonating.

Anyways, millions of Obama voters will be very happy to know that there’s a statue of Che Guevara in NYC now, a city he once threatened like all other terrorists.

“If the missiles had remained (in Cuba),We would have used them against the very heart of the U.S., including New York City. The victory of Socialism is well worth millions of atomic victims.”
– Ernesto ‘Che” Guevara, November 1962.

“The U.S. is the great enemy of mankind!” raved Ernesto “Che” Guevara in 1961. “Against those hyenas there is no option but extermination. We will bring the war to the imperialist enemies’ very home, to his places of work and recreation. The imperialist enemy must feel like a hunted animal wherever he moves. Thus we’ll destroy him! We must keep our hatred against them [the U.S.] alive and fan it to paroxysms!”

“The black is indolent and a dreamer; spending his meager wage on frivolity or drink; the European has a tradition of work and saving.”

“South American peasants are simply little animals.”

“Mexicans are a rabble of illiterate Indians.”

There’s a lot more where that came from, but let’s move on.