Snowball Survives Hell: Egypt Blames Hamas!

8 01 2009

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Also, something that won’t be found on Al-Jazeera or any American newspapers, “Egyptian border guards have opened fire on Palestinians who breached the border to escape Israel’s assault on Hamas in the Gaza Strip.”

Don’t ask Dhimmi Carter for an explanation.  He just blamed the truce break on…wait for it…ISRAEL!  He says they, “launched an attack in Gaza to destroy a defensive tunnel being dug by Hamas…” Now, that’s clever stuff!  The smuggling tunnels are juuuust like 1950s American bomb shelters!

And it’s important to note that Gazans are being denied medical access at Egyptian hospitals.

The mainstream media will be sure not to tell the, “no-human-being-is-illegal/open borders” crew.  Maybe the Palestinians should just say, “they’re only doing the jobs Egyptians won’t do.”

Via Instapundit: Jules Crittenden has thoughts. “It’s a build. George Bush actually made significant progress in that area, facilitating the isolation of Hamas in the Arab world. With a major assist from Hamas itself, of course, as the savagery of this terrorist group became apparent. That could be another promising area of foreign policy for Obama to lift wholesale from the Bush admin. The suffering of the Palestinian people in Gaza can be laid directly at the door of Hamas and its murderous policies, with a nod to clandestine support from Iran.”

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Martyred Hamas Bunny To F*** Like A Rabbit In Jihad Heaven.

6 01 2009

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Hamas reported today that one of their best brainwashing tools has been injured by an Israeli bomb.  The adorable creature hopped on the scene a few years back when he ate Jews on daytime Palestinian TV.

So much for Cookie Monster and The Count huh?

Now, as a Muslim martyr, he’ll be treated to 72 virgin bunnies for eternity.

I mean, how ridiculous is that!

What’s he gonna do with virgin rabbits in the hereafter that he couldn’t have done with the much acclaimed, super-slut bunnies of today?

Ugh! Isn’t that just like the Jooooos to kill a rabbit so he has to get action from a bunch of inexperienced, prude females bunnies!

Of course, this type of profound sickness will never be found in corporate media.  For that would show the savage Palestinians for what they are.





Sarah Palin Repeats ‘You Know’ 142 Times In Interview

30 12 2008

Now, she’s gonna be all over Saturday Night Live and get lambasted by every corporate media outlet.

Errr not.

In truth, it was Caroline Schlossberg Kennedy who in spite of these blunders, and no one knowing anything about her, garners at least the minimal respect of, not being labeled, “an idiot.”

It must be because she doesn’t have a Midwestern accent and she doesn’t moose hunt.

In related news; congratulations to Sarah Palin who recently graduated to GILF status with the arrival of her grandson.  Palin is the 2nd most admired woman in America behind Hillary Clinton in a new USA Today/Gallop Poll and her 2009 calendar is Amazon’s best selling office product.

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As a side note, we’d like to tell everyone misogynist liberals to lay off Sarah Palin.  She didn’t put herself in the spotlight.  She was asked by a potential President for her service, and everyone knows she wasn’t a four year old girl living as a citizen in Jakarta when she decided the White House was her destiny (and not having a paper trail was the way to get there).

UPDATE: Palin was voted most desirable celebrity neighbor.

UPDATE: Video of Caroline Kennedy sounding like a moose-hunting, red state, bumbling idiot.





Which Came First; Childish Thinking Or Liberal Thinking?

27 12 2008

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Yesterday, the Pittsburgh Post Gazette commenced a new series that will continue through inauguration day.  Throughout the month, readers will be indulged with hope as they read child-like children’s suggestions to the President-elect.

Now, when OutOfTheBlu was a youngster, he was a bit of a Marxist; thinking he could work at a Ferrari factory while his friends worked as  mansion builders and other friends cooked baseball-shaped, filet mignons.  Then, we could all share for free and really live it up!  So, while we’re certainly not surprised at the overwhelmingly liberal themes of the letters, we are concerned that the usual naive (see liberal) nature of children is being used by educators as an incubating device for the Democrats.

Unfortunately, the letters are so deranged and so smothered in liberalism, it begs the question of who is teaching who.  Fix up the grammar and vocabulary, and these 10 year-olds sound exactly like Ivy League professors.

Hey, all we ever really needed to know, we learned in kindergarten!

Here’s an up close look at tomorrow’s adorable Marxist, fascist liberals.

Dear President-Elect Obama,

I am a fifth-grade student at Liberty Elementary School. I am writing to you for a school project. These are some things I think you should do while you’re in office.

My family discusses alternative energy a lot. I think you need to look into it, such as solar panels and wind power. We need to get them at lower, less expensive prices so more people will be willing to buy it. We should also get more organizations that sell alternative energy. It would be nice to get totally electric automobiles, but that can’t happen quickly so you could start with having a law that cars, trucks and other things like that have to have a certain miles per gallon.

Another thing I think is very important is to get out of the war in Irack. Many lives would be saved and it would show that the government cares for its people. Families would be happy to be together again and they would thank you and the rest of the government. There would be a lot more money going to other things such as alternative energy, schooling and libraries.

The last thing I encourage you to do is put more money into schools. There is one school I go to on Fridays. The work there is more challenging and interesting. I think school should be fun for everyone, not just the advanced kids. These are the things I thought of to raise grades and make kids not despise school days.

You could put people into level groups. The high- and medium-graded people would work together, and the low and rest of the medium people would work together. One of my teachers told me there was research about group teaching and kids learned most this way. The medium-level kids brought their grade up to an advanced grade and the low-level kids brought their grade up to a medium level.

Teachers should be able to improvise more. They could make it more interesting. If it is interesting kids will want to go to school, not dread it. It will also make them pay closer attention.

The last way I thought of to help raise grades is having a few periods in each day when medium and advanced kids go to a different class. Then the teachers can focus on kids who take a little more time to really learn the lesson well, and not be distracted by the kids who finish their work quickly. At the same time, the other kids can be doing more challenging work so they are learning, rather than doing the same repetitive things over and over again.

I hope, even though I am just a child, you consider what I have said. It may prove helpful to you in the future.

Maya Lapp, age 10

Dear President-Elect Barack Obama,

This letter is to give you some ideas about what you can do to help our country’s economy. One thing you can do is try to stop the Iraq war. It would be a good idea to stop the war because a lot of money goes into the war, which means taxes have a 95 percent chance of going up.

Besides that, we are losing lots of people in the war, which means that a lot of children are being left behind without a parent. Also, a lot of young adults are being killed in the war.

One more thing that can help to improve our economy is to prepare children for the future by improving the school system and its technology.

Thank you very much for your time.

Sincerely,
Maria Vaccarello, age 10

Dear President-Elect Barack Obama,

Here are two major problems in the U.S. that you can try to fix.

The first one is pollution. A lot of animals are dying because of pollution. Fish are dying from garbage being dumped into their habitat. People are dumping barrels of toxins into the oceans and many sea animals are losing food.

Another problem in the U.S. is global warming. In the future, all the land will be flooded with water because the icebergs are melting and the sea level is rising.

Anna Devinney, age 10

Thanks to Newsbusters.org







5 Hateful Lies About Bush

26 12 2008

Myth 1: The last eight years were awful for most Americans economically and President Bush’s deregulatory policies caused the current financial crisis.

Myth 2: President Bush’s tax cuts only benefited the wealthy and were paid for by sacrificing investments in health care and education.

Myth 3: The President’s “go it alone” foreign policy ruined America’s standing in the world.

Myth 4: The war in Iraq caused us to “take our eye off the ball” in Afghanistan and with al Qaeda.

Myth 5: This Administration has been bad for the environment and ignored the problem of global warming.

For a solid debunking of these liberal lies that have been promulgated in nearly every newspaper, movie, and nearly every classroom in America, check this out.

UPDATE: Today, quite randomly, the NYT lavishly praised Bush’s health care initiatives. Good thing they didn’t say anything about it over the past few years.  Unreal.

Although the number of uninsured and the cost of coverage have ballooned under his watch, President Bush leaves office with a health care legacy in bricks and mortar: he has doubled federal financing for community health centers, enabling the creation or expansion of 1,297 clinics in medically underserved areas….

As governor of Texas, Mr. Bush came to admire the missionary zeal and cost-efficiency of the not-for-profit community health centers, which qualify for federal operating grants by being located in designated underserved areas and treating patients regardless of their ability to pay. He pledged support for the program while campaigning for president in 2000 on a platform of “compassionate conservatism.”

In Mr. Bush’s first year in office, he proposed to open or expand 1,200 clinics over five years (mission accomplished) and to double the number of patients served (the increase has ended up closer to 60 percent). With the health centers now serving more than 16 million patients at 7,354 sites, the expansion has been the largest since the program’s origins in President Lyndon B. Johnson’s war on poverty, federal officials said.





The First Ever Christmas Celebration In Baghdad

25 12 2008

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Weird, we’ve heard Hussein (Saddam), was a peaceful secular type!  Why would this be the first Christmas there?

While most of the corporate media ignored it, CNN touted the first Christmas celebration in Baghdad like they were the ones who provided it.  Moments later, they likely called American soldiers “war criminals,” and berated Bush and General “Betray-us” for their childish dreams of, “spreading of Democracy and peace to the Arab world.”

Interior Ministry spokesman Major-General Abdul Karim Khalaf, greeted CNN reporters with a big smile. “All Iraqis are Christian today!” he says.

The Christmas celebration has tables loaded with cookies and cakes. Families fill plates and chat in the warm winter sun. Santa balloons hang from trees. An artist uses oil paint to create a portrait of Jesus.

In the middle of the park there’s an art exhibit, the creation of 11- and 12-year-olds: six displays, each about three feet wide, constructed of cardboard and Styrofoam, filled with tiny dolls dressed like ordinary people, along with model soldiers and police. They look like model movie sets depicting everyday life in Baghdad.

Afnan, 12 years old, shows me her model called “Arresting the Terrorists.”

“These are the terrorists,” she tells me. “They were trying to blow up the school.” In the middle of the street a dead “terrorist” sprawls on the asphalt, his bloody arm torn from his body by an explosion. Afnan tells me she used red nail polish to paint the blood. A little plastic dog stands nearby. “What is he doing?” I ask. “He looks for terrorists and searches for weapons and explosives,” Afnan says.

Her mother, the children’s art teacher, Raja, shows me another child’s display called “Baghdad Today.”

“This is a wedding,” Raja explains. “Despite the terrorism, our celebrations still go ahead. This is a park, families enjoying time. And this is a market where people go shopping without fear of bombings. This is a mosque where people can pray with no fear.”

In the middle is a black mound that looks like a body bag. Policemen and Interior Ministry forces surround it. “This is terrorism,” she tells me. “We killed it and destroyed it, and our lives went back to normal.”

Amazing.

UPDATE: Iraq has made Christmas a national holiday.  Next thing you know they’ll be pissing off liberals with their Christian religiosity.  Lord knows they don’t care about any other religion’s offenses.





MSNBC: “Obama Comes Off As What He Is, Good Government Guy.”

11 12 2008

Good news!

Corporate mass media has thoroughly researched it, and unanimously exonerated Obama from any and all ties to Blogajevich after Obama said he knew nothing on the subject matter. I guess Obama never even went to the Capitol building in Illinois.

Basically, even centuries-old Chicago style politics, are repelled by Obama’s overall Teflon goodness, or that’s what Joan Walsh on MSNBC says.

Chris Matthews piled on Walsh’s nauseating adulation, with a completely disingenuous segue, blaming one-party dominance and the need for competition….in government.

Side note:

These people seriously do not understand that government encroachment doesn’t foster competition, absence of government does.

Where else than in nature, is competition’s unbridled rule, more evident?  Liberals worship Darwin.  How is this over their heads?  Naturally, mankind competes, and so therefore, open markets can maximize competition and allow for progress.

Liberals still believe politicians who say, “hi I’m from the gov’t and I’m here to help.”  And they have manifested their fantastical hopes for a benevolent monarchist in Obama, the “good government guy.”

A man from in Chicago hasn’t garnered this much loyalty since Chris Farley and George Wendt did Ditka.

UPDATE: Howard Fineman channels OutOfTheBlu and declares Obama hermetically sealed from Blago-gate.