Get this girl on reality TV right now. Matter of fact, get her Obama’s Senate seat.
One of the most caliente Mexicans we’ve ever seen, Laura(?) Zuniga, got a little too gangsterish in a Mexican smuggler’s truck that was caught with two AR-15 assault rifles, 38 specials, 9mm handguns, nine magazines, 633 cartridges and $53,300 in U.S. currency.
Zuniga told police that she was planning on traveling to Bolivia and Colombia to go shopping.
Um, earth to Senorita Zuniga!!! Shopping in Bolivia? Like, that’s what Minneapolis and the Mall of America is for! Ok, mami?
Holla’!
And in case Miss Zuniga is out there; Um, la tierra a Zúñiga Señorita! Ir de compras en Bolivia? Como, que es lo que es de Minneapolis y el Mall de America es para! Bueno, mami poco sucio?
Grita’!
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