India: Girls In Jeans Are Totally Asking For It.

11 06 2009

Blog of Hilarity links to this AFP story:

Colleges in the Indian state of Uttar Pradesh said Wednesday that female students would be banned from wearing jeans and other Western clothes to halt sexual harassment by male classmates.

“Girls who choose to wear jeans will be expelled from the college,” Meeta Jamal, principal of the Dayanand girls’ college in Kanpur city told AFP. “This is the only way to stop crime against women.”

A growing number of colleges in Uttar Pradesh have decided to outlaw jeans, shorts, tight blouses and miniskirts on campus in an attempt to crack down on “Eve-teasing” — as sexual harassment is known in India.

In other news, many Muslim countries have unofficially banned clitorises (clitori?) because they transform men into crazed rapists and women need protection from the advances of said men, who are better than women, but are nonetheless incapable of suppressing their primal desires.

Okeeeee!

Over to Chingy, Jermaine Durpi and Ginuwine for some songs about soon-to-be assaulted trollops and their sexy denims.

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Two Beauty Queens: Worlds Apart Yet United By Traditional Values.

8 05 2009

Could it be another sign that the so-called, “clash of civilizations has been greatly exaggerated?”

Prepare yourself for some warm-fuzzies as Blog of Hilarity introduces us to Sukaina al-Zayer, an unlikely beauty queen hopeful in Saudi Arabia’s only beauty pageant.

Saudi Miss Beautiful Morals

Here’s the scoop:

At Saudi Arabia’s only beauty pageant, the judges don’t care about a perfect figure or face. What they’re looking for in the quest for “Miss Beautiful Morals” is the contestant who shows the most devotion and respect for her parents.

*aka, “least likely to be honor killed.”

“The idea of the pageant is to measure the contestants’ commitment to Islamic morals… It’s an alternative to the calls for decadence in the other beauty contests that only take into account a woman’s body and looks,” said pageant founder Khadra al-Mubarak.

“The winner won’t necessarily be pretty,” she added. “We care about the beauty of the soul and the morals.”

There are few beauty pageants in the largely conservative Arab world. The most dazzling is in Lebanon, the region’s most liberal country, where contestants appear on TV in one-piece swimsuits and glamorous evening gowns and answer questions that test their confidence and general knowledge.

See! Conservatism is like totally obsolete!

There are no such displays in ultra-strict Saudi Arabia, where until Miss Beautiful Morals was inaugurated last year, the only pageants were for goats, sheep, camels and other animals, aimed at encouraging livestock breeding.

Of course regular readers know all about that.

Back here in America, Sukaina al-Zayer’s conservative Christian counterpart is being slandered for opposing same-sex marriage and not having the courage of her convictions to at least wear a burqa/Darth Vader mask.  The hypocrite even got breast implants!

I mean the nerve of that “stupid bitch/c*n^”

This must be a “before” picture.

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Here’s some links about this crucial issue facing America and Prejean’s awful homophobic hypocrisy which has been dug up by the radical liberal homosexual lobby with the intent to destroy Ms. Prejean:

Carrie Prejean’s parent’s divorce was messy and included allegations of homosexuality.

Carrie Prejean’s racy photos released.

Prejean’s family used homosexuality as an insult.

Related: Iowahawk, “Gay marriage opponent’s topless photos leaked.”  Hint; It’s Obama, who shares his views on same-sex marriage with Bush and Prejean.

UPDATE: More artistic pics of Prejean have arrived thanks to radical smear-merchants!  And, I do mean, THANKS!

UPDATE: MSNBC is still defaming her.





Clash Of Civilizations Greatly Exaggerated?

7 05 2009

Social networking sites like Facebook, MySpace, and Twitter have exploded on the scene in the Western world over the past several years and enhanced our lives by exponentially increasing connectivity and resourcefulness.  Similarly, mobile phones have evolved into hand-sized computers which can be used to instantaneously transmit messages of all types.

Simply put, we’re so immersed in the Information Age, we take it completely for granted.

So, when I heard that Facebook was growing in popularity in the Muslim world and that they were using text messaging for something other than detonating explosives, I had to admit I was filled with hope. 

Maybe we’re not that different after all. 

Here are some interesting ways the East and West are integrating these new technologies into their worlds.

Western Civilization:

Worker fired for Facebook status.

Hungover worker caught by Facebook updates.

Muslim “Civilization”:

Saudi man divorces wife by text message.

Malaysian Sharia law allows divorce on Facebook.

Background:

According to a controversial practice called the talaq or “triple-talaq,”  a husband may say to his wife at anytime she is not menstruating, “I divorce you, I divorce you, I divorce you,” and this effectively throws her out on the street.

Crazy!

Isn’t that sorta how you get Beetlejuice and The Candyman to suddenly appear in your house?

Related:

Saudi 8 year old, gets divorced from her 47 year old rapist hubby.