Two Beauty Queens: Worlds Apart Yet United By Traditional Values.

8 05 2009

Could it be another sign that the so-called, “clash of civilizations has been greatly exaggerated?”

Prepare yourself for some warm-fuzzies as Blog of Hilarity introduces us to Sukaina al-Zayer, an unlikely beauty queen hopeful in Saudi Arabia’s only beauty pageant.

Saudi Miss Beautiful Morals

Here’s the scoop:

At Saudi Arabia’s only beauty pageant, the judges don’t care about a perfect figure or face. What they’re looking for in the quest for “Miss Beautiful Morals” is the contestant who shows the most devotion and respect for her parents.

*aka, “least likely to be honor killed.”

“The idea of the pageant is to measure the contestants’ commitment to Islamic morals… It’s an alternative to the calls for decadence in the other beauty contests that only take into account a woman’s body and looks,” said pageant founder Khadra al-Mubarak.

“The winner won’t necessarily be pretty,” she added. “We care about the beauty of the soul and the morals.”

There are few beauty pageants in the largely conservative Arab world. The most dazzling is in Lebanon, the region’s most liberal country, where contestants appear on TV in one-piece swimsuits and glamorous evening gowns and answer questions that test their confidence and general knowledge.

See! Conservatism is like totally obsolete!

There are no such displays in ultra-strict Saudi Arabia, where until Miss Beautiful Morals was inaugurated last year, the only pageants were for goats, sheep, camels and other animals, aimed at encouraging livestock breeding.

Of course regular readers know all about that.

Back here in America, Sukaina al-Zayer’s conservative Christian counterpart is being slandered for opposing same-sex marriage and not having the courage of her convictions to at least wear a burqa/Darth Vader mask.  The hypocrite even got breast implants!

I mean the nerve of that “stupid bitch/c*n^”

This must be a “before” picture.

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Here’s some links about this crucial issue facing America and Prejean’s awful homophobic hypocrisy which has been dug up by the radical liberal homosexual lobby with the intent to destroy Ms. Prejean:

Carrie Prejean’s parent’s divorce was messy and included allegations of homosexuality.

Carrie Prejean’s racy photos released.

Prejean’s family used homosexuality as an insult.

Related: Iowahawk, “Gay marriage opponent’s topless photos leaked.”  Hint; It’s Obama, who shares his views on same-sex marriage with Bush and Prejean.

UPDATE: More artistic pics of Prejean have arrived thanks to radical smear-merchants!  And, I do mean, THANKS!

UPDATE: MSNBC is still defaming her.

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My B.O. Dump. Constipated No More!

24 02 2009

Ok look, admittedly, Obama played a big role in the inception of OOTB.  His election, motivated me to create something instead of just reading and emailing worthy links.  However, I never wanted it to become a monotonous arena which only fielded an Obama bashfest.

From comments and reader emails, it’s pretty clear a lot of different types of homies are in the OOTB audience, including Obama voters.  I intend to keep it that way by continuing to point to an array of topics,  my favorite being the ones which clearly display the pervasive sickness of modern liberalism, a mental disorder that often renders “Onion” spoofs believable and mundane.

So, I must explain that the lack of recent posts isn’t stemming from a dearth of relevant news stories, but rather an inundation.  Simply put, I’m overwhelmed, and it’s by design. The speed and voracity of Obama’s change is not only blowing my mind, it’s depressing me.  I just can’t keep up, and if a wonk can’t keep up, what is everybody else supposed to do?

It should come as no surprise, really.  The man was the most liberal member of the Senate even though he didn’t do anything there but skip votes and run for president.  Opponents were lambasted as McCarthyites for judging him by his friends, something every parent rightfully does with their children.  And of equal importance, the philosophy of overwhelming the system to confuse the masses and institute rapid and sweeping change is undoubtedly near and dear to his heart.

Remember, “you never want a serious crisis to go to waste.

Bush didn’t even say that, and people explain the entire War on Terror on a similar premise, yet as we’ve said, no one will accuse Obama of cherry-picking or utilizing the sitch for personal missions.

We’ve already discussed Obama’s endless “politikol kapital.”  We showed you his alarmingly aggressive 1st week in office which saw him pass more executive orders than the previous seven combined presidents.  We’ve endured shocking levels of corruption, lack of vetting, poor judgment and a cabinet chock full of lobbyists.  We took note that his radical nominees simply disappeared…from Socialist websites. And, we also posted his consolidation of power in rendering the census, a W.H. jurisdiction. We’ll add all that to the consideration, but omit it from the following updates.

It’s crucial to remember that we were told the worldly and intellectual Obama would restore alliances and help America in her foreign and domestic pursuits.

The opposite is happening.

Literally each one of these could become its own post.

Kyrgyzstan announced in Moscow that the U.S. air base in Manas, an absolutely crucial NATO conduit into Afghanistan, will be closed in spite of previous commitments to President Bush.

Pakistan released the AQ Khan, a scientist who helped Pakistan develop a nuclear weapon and allegedly leaked atomic secrets to North Korea, Iran and Libya.

Obama privately supports “sharia law for peace” deal with the Taliban in Pakistan.

The Norks are threatening a nuke test after recently backing away.

The Euros are threatening a trade war over, “buy American” clauses in the “Stimulus” bill.

Europe ignores Obama’s demands for more troops in Afghanistan.

Obama has infuriated many Brits by refusing to keep the bust of Winston Churchill in the White House.

Yemen, the proposed home of a new rehab center for Gitmo victims, released 170 terrorists.

Al-Qaeda’s leader in Yemen claims the organization possesses nuclear weapons.

Obama humiliated America on Arab TV, ended sanctions on Iran and subsequently Ahmadinejad said he “welcomes the kind of change U.S. President Barack Obama offered.”  Strange! So do liberals!

Obama has waived sanctions on Syria.

Iran launched a satellite into space

Iran carried out computer tests on its Bushehr nuclear power plant in preparation for its launch.

Obama’s State Department said that Hugo Chavez’s president-for-life referendum, was “for the most part … a process that was fully consistent with democratic process.”

Obama’s participation would be disgusting enough, but the deliberate silence at, “Israel is racist” and holocaust denials at the rabidly anti-Semitic Durban conference planning sessions is sickening. Even Italy and Britain are threatening a boycott.

Obama quietly restored Samantha Power to his inner circle. She has questioned the Jewish Lobby and many think she has called for US troops in Israel to enforce peace with Palestinians, while subscribing to the anti-Semitic, “Walt-Mearsheimer” theory.

And his new Intel (spy) Chief, Chas Freeman Jr., blames Jews for the Jihad, and has published a “vicious anti-Israel” journal through an Arab lobbyist group which he was president of.

Obama cut military spending and directed defense officials to sign a pledge stating that they will not share the 2010 budget with individuals outside the federal government…transparently shady!

Obama has awarded Hamas another $900Mil.

On the homefront, things are equally depressing.

Fearmongering and straight up lies are being used to pressure American’s into the disastrous “stimulus” bill which unlike the War in Iraq, is hasty and unilateral.

Many are worried about the hidden Socialist health care portions of the new “stimulus” bill.

Obama was negligent to the plight of a frozen, starving, Kentucky.  Failed to utilize FEMA even after the state’s entire Nat’l guard was called up. Maybe cuz it’s not a “chocolate city.”

Six federal camps are on the horizon as H.R. 645 moves forward and Obama’s “civilian nat’l security force” takes shape.

Obama plans to resettle 100k Iraqis in America and thousands of PalestiniansWhat could go wrong?

Obama’s race-obsessed, clearly incapable, AG called American” a nation of cowards.”

The Environmental Protection Agency is expected to act for the first time to regulate carbon dioxide and other greenhouse gases…so try not to exhale.

Obama secretly shut down his Bush’s system for reviewing regulations and realigned and expanded two key White House policymaking bodies.

Obama secretly backtracked from campaign pledges to small businesses by removing quotations (without update) from his website, a trend bloggers noticed long ago.

Obama has not commented on the purported $550Bil electronic run on banks on September 11th, that was seemingly accidentally leaked by Rep. Paul Kanjorski, D-Pa., in a CSPAN interview.

Some things are reassuring for Jihad-wary conservatives like these stories:

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But as I take solace in the realistic stances Obama has suddenly taken on national defense, will mainstream liberals notice that his word is completely useless?

Finally, most of these disasters have occurred in the last week or ten days.  We’re a month into this thing.  The trajectory is down right frightening.

There’s more, of course…and you know I’ll deliver when it’s time.





When Is A Door Not A Door?

29 01 2009

When it’s ajar the Oval Office window.

Brilliant Obama looked equally the fool as Bush when he couldn’t figure out the proper door to use to get back into the White House.

However there’s two remarkable differences in the similar cases.  Bush was duped by the existence of a door knob, however locked it was.  And Bush’s blunder will never be forgotten, whereas  Obama’s will never even be gotten.

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Dhimmi Carter: “Hamas Can Be Trusted” Jews Cannot

26 01 2009

This filth was warned by the Bush Administration not to talk with Hamas, has done so repeatedly and is now taking his message to other anti-Israel crowds, like NBC.

He could have gone to CBS as Atlas illustrates 60Minutes’ “anti-Jewish blood libels” from last night’s propaganda show.

Carter glowed, “perhaps most important, there is an overwhelming common desire for peaceful and prosperous lives among the citizens of Israel, Palestine, Lebanon, Syria, Jordan, and Egypt.”

Somebody tell the Jewhater that Muslims in the region aren’t exactly desiring prosperity and have diagnosed the Jews’ problem.  Nasrallah sums it up:

Another weakness is that both as individuals and as a collective,
they are described by Allah as “the people who guard their lives most.”
Their strong adherence to this world, with all its vanities and
pleasures, constitutes a weakness.

In contrast, our people and our nation’s willingness to sacrifice
their blood, souls, children, fathers, and families for the sake of the
nation’s honor, life, and happiness
has always been one of our nation’s
strengths.






I’ve Never Felt Like This About Someone

20 01 2009

On second thought, maybe I have.

Truth is, in 1999-2000, I hated George Bush for the motherloving President’s-son, silver-spoon, frat-boy, skull&bones, coke-blowin’,chimp-lookin’, oil-slurpin’-Texas bumpkin that I thought he was is was.

But soon thereafter, “respecting the office” meant, me caring for the man as I came to wonder how he somehow went to bed every night and believing that he actually was trying to help America, not just kill brown peoples.

Now, to review the duality and the crazy way that things work out…that if on 9/11/01 you were  told that American mainland wouldn’t be attacked again in 8 years, but that our next President would be named Barack Hussein Obama

Would you have said we won or lost?

Sorry was that ethnocentric of me?

So, Bush is now done but he’ll continue to write letters to every single family of fallen servicemen.  And supposedly bleeding heart liberals, like this A-hole Bruce Springsteen, can’t even find a single thing to thank him for.

Not a single thing.

Even in this crazy infinite world, where we can never truly know the answers to, “what if…”

They hate him like he was Saddam Hussein and it was 1998.

But it’s 2009.

Hussein (Saddam) is now a peaceful, secular victim to the crusading, genocidal war criminal and terrorist, George Bush.  Bush is so damned evil (how evil is he?) he’s so evil he inoculated the word, “Hussein” so Obama could use it as an attribute.  Bush actually opened the door for another man of perfectly opposite speaking ability, to come out of nowhere and enthrall hundreds of millions around the world with a single word.

“Change.”

See, you can’t predict anything in this madness.

Al Gore might have won Florida and gone on to invade Iraq, Saudi Arabia, AND IRAN. (Updated link here)

No?  That’s outrageous you say?

So, for a newer, wiser me and the President-I-didn’t-vote-for?

I hope and believe the office of the Presidency will sober any man right out of his partisanship.  The things that become known to him after his victory might explode normal human brains.

And so, being “blinded by my love for America,”  I already feel a bond with Obama in many respects, especially in light of recent burnt pictures of him in the Muslim world.

Importantly, 79% of Americans, meaning; over 60% of Republicans, are optimistic about an Obama Administration.  His numbers display a 20% advantage in the nation’s support over what Bush enjoyed in 2001, highlighted by this Newsbusters.org pic, taken at Bush’s inauguration.

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The vast majority of Republicans are “country firsters” and realize success for Obama should mean success for America.

I’m willing to start anew and give him the benefit of the doubt until I see otherwise.  I have admonished the cognitive dissonance of liberals as they seemed to actively root for tragic milestones.  I’ll not do the same.  And, I’ll be more supportive of his domestic plans when I’m convinced he shares the belief that America is the most exceptional nation on earth, who’s culture is special and worth preserving at all costs.

Even before I’m convinced, I want to wish him well and let everyone know that I’ll be pissing liberals off by praying for President Obama and his family.

Certainly some of you are disagreeing or wondering how I can say that when I’ve been so exceptionally hard on him?

The fact is, my overt expressions on sensitive issues pertaining to Obama and my lack of trust can be directly traced to the death of the journalistic reporting.  I shouldn’t have had to dig to find a single negative story about a man who is a complete unknown, before electing him President of the United States.

Journalists nowadays are lap dogs instead of watch dogs as they have deemed it their job to transform America rather than police those who’s job that actually is.

This utter failure of the mainstream media hit Americans like a Whopper shortage and naturallycitizen amateur unlicensed non-corporate alternatives have sprung up to ask the basic questions. (Who? What? Where? When? Why? How?)

It’s big media’s fault that there weren’t professional resources allocated to investigate a lot of the crazy things that came up about Obama and for that matter, rudimentary things.  But time didn’t stop when they failed to do their job, and in the interim, a man has been elected by the majority of Americans, so I’ll be rooting for him.

Now let’s all celebrate the peaceful transfer of power and enjoy the speech written by this guy:

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Bush Saved 10 Million African Lives That Liberals Pretend To Care About

17 01 2009

From (CNN), evidence that liberals are blinded-by-anger, hateful, delusional, people:

A legacy of President George W. Bush will be that he saved 10 million lives around the world.

His critics ignore it, but name another president about whom one can say that with such certainty. It is what historians will say a decade from now looking back. Not bad for a president who leaves office with the lowest approval rating in recent memory.

The bottom line is: George Bush is a healer.

No president in history had made such a commitment against a single disease. Those words and the action that followed meant that instead of another 30 million people dying from HIV infections, maybe just another 20 million will.

But even I — who as physician in Africa had witnessed how this virus was hollowing out societies — did not predict the huge global impact this Bush commitment would have on generations to come.

In my annual medical mission trips to Africa during the Bush administration, I saw the cost of treatment for HIV with life-saving antiretrovirals (ARVs) drop from $4,000 a year to $125. The number of Africans on ARVs jumped from 50,000 to 2.1 million.

Our visits with villagers all over the country opened our eyes to how Bush’s five-year, $1.2 billion effort to combat malaria has provided 4 million insecticide-treated bed nets and 7 million life-saving drug therapies to vulnerable people. Yes, George Bush the healer.

Future historians will also note what today’s pundits ignore: total US government development aid to Africa quadrupled from $1.3 billion in 2001 to more than $5 billion in 2008. What’s more, the Bush administration doubled foreign aid worldwide over the past eight years. You have to go back to the Truman years to match that.

And the president revolutionized the way we give aid with the creation of the Millennium Challenge Corporation, now active in 35 countries. This $6.7 billion public-private partnership for the first time ties aid to accountability based on a country’s governing well, fighting corruption and commitment to economic freedoms.

Secondly, Bush healed abroad, but he also healed right here at home.

Before Bush acted, the nation’s 43 million seniors did not have affordable access to prescription drugs (the most powerful tool a doctor has to prevent and treat disease) through the Medicare program. Today, because of George Bush, they do.

Initially, conservatives howled because the prescription drug initiative “cost too much.” Liberals hated it because it involved the markets and competition. But today, 23 million seniors live healthier lives, Medicare drug spending has been 20 percent to 30 percent less than predicted for each of the past two years and seniors overwhelmingly give the program enthusiastic reviews.

And, in addition, the program is highly redistributive — giving advantages the poorest, introducing preventive care to Medicare, encouraging electronic prescribing and introducing chronic disease management. Who says Republicans can’t lead on heath reform?

Check out the rest.  Haters.





George Bush The Jew Must Be Blamed For This

14 01 2009

He’s such a warmongering racist, he even made Muslims hate Obama.

thanks to Gateway Pundit and duh…Atlas!

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Reuters reported::

The demonstrators, waving Palestinian flags, some chanting “Death to Obama,” had gathered outside the Swiss embassy which handles U.S. interests because Tehran and Washington have not had diplomatic ties for nearly three decades.

Pictures obtained by Reuters showed the president-elect’s image laid on the road for cars to drive over it, and other images showed demonstrators burning the Obama poster.