Ashley Biden Videotaped Demanding Hollywood Lines.

29 03 2009

It’s not what you think.

Or maybe it is if you’re really smart.

Let’s say…the only filming the Vice President’s daughter will be doing is “Celebrity Rehab” with Dr. Drew or A&E’s, “Intervention.”

Or maybe, “Nalin’ Palin’s” producers might portray the Vice President’s daughter in what could be an epic hit.

I got sidetracked…so here’s a few suggestions for the title, integrally correlated to the profit of the film, as “One Night in Paris” demonstrated:

“High and Inside Biden

“Biden Her Time”

“Railed on Rails”

“Ridin’ Biden”

Now that we’re banned in 13 more countries, let’s cut to it.

The NYpost is reporting:

A “friend” of Vice President Joseph Biden’s daughter, Ashley, is attempting to hawk a videotape that he claims shows her snorting cocaine at a house party this month in Delaware. “At one point she pretty much complains that the line isn’t big enough,” said the second lawyer, who declined to identify himself. “And she talks about her dad.”

Awesome!

She sounds like a riot, not to mention, my kind of feminist!

Seriously, America loves a high-as-a-kite, socialite, nymphomaniac and I pick my battles with America wisely.

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Ok. Git it girl.

NYpost provides a little more context:

Biden has been an outspoken crusader against drugs, coining the term “drug czar” in 1982 while campaigning for a more forceful “war on drugs.”

Well as long as Ashley’s not a teenage mom from a pro-life/abstinence advocating home in a red state, I don’t think there’s any reason to go at Old Joe for hypocrisy.

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