I’ll See Your 8 Kids And Raise 76 More.

18 02 2009

Well, maybe raise isn’t the best word since he doesn’t even know all their names…

Meet Daad.  Daad Muhammad.  It’s even pronounced, “dad.”


The 60-year-old Muslim man has fathered  84 children with 17 different wives, and never falls short on his obligations of smashing his head into the rug 5 times a day!

To pray people, to pray!


He claims to have sex twice in the morning, and seven times in the evening, making us wonder why he didn’t choose the martyrdom path, which would have eternally bestowed upon him, 72 brown-eyed hunnies!

Daad divorces his wives when they are no longer fertile, which is better than killing them.

“I dont remember all the names of the kids actually but whenever I see the kid I do my best to remember the name, he added.”

Since they’re all probably named Muhammad, he’s likely kidding.  No pun intended!

Watch out John Edwards! Your, ‘father of the year’ award is in peril!

Sadly, Daad is only allowed four wives at one time under the UAEs polygamy rules, he says that that is not enough.

“Four is not even enough. If there is a way to have more than four then Ill go for it,” he said.

Daad wasn’t asked, but he presumably agrees with redefining marriage laws in the west, and then stoning all the gays.




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