G-d Talks To Obama Too?

6 02 2009


We’ve conducted a few casual interviews with Obama supporters, pressing them on their sudden tolerance towards this particular “Christian,” who boasts that G-d influences his presidential undertakings.

Shockingly, we discovered only the most strident atheists even notice that Obama frequently professes his belief that G-d should utilize him as an “instrument,” once even generously offering his stewardship for a “kingdom on earth,

Most recently, he reminisced about the day he tripped on peyote, had an epileptic seizure realized he was a prophet.

“It was on those streets, in those neighborhoods, that I first heard God’s spirit beckon me. It was there that I felt called to a higher purpose – His purpose.”

Naturally, Obama did what anyone who hears G-d’s voice would do.  He found Rev. Wright and sued mortgage lenders so they’d sell junk paper, then blamed the economic crisis on greed and deregulation.




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