The Recession Is Now Officially On Our Nerves

7 01 2009

Breast augmentation surgeries are sagging, and that means we’re feeling down too.

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British model and OutOfTheBlu dream-girl, Keeley Hazel, who insists she’s au naturel, is um, clearly rubbing our faces in it.

Hey, is this why people say, “eat the rich?”

Maybe there really are “two Americas.”

Economies are all about peaks and valleys, so we reluctantly forgive her.

In related news, Americans are set to be mass-diagnosed with Alzheimer’s as SUV sales are surging again.

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3 responses

7 01 2009
MBC

Dude, how many times do I have to tell you to stay the hell away from my girl!

9 01 2009
outoftheblu

don’t try to be funny mbc!

10 01 2009
andeeroo

Keeley is only the “tips” of the iceberg –

Examine the wrinkles in the shrinking boob job biz!

Read – Economy sagging and bustlines are drooping:
andeeroo.wordpress.com/

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