British model and OutOfTheBlu dream-girl, Keeley Hazel, who insists she’s au naturel, is um, clearly rubbing our faces in it.
Hey, is this why people say, “eat the rich?”
Maybe there really are “two Americas.”
Economies are all about peaks and valleys, so we reluctantly forgive her.
In related news, Americans are set to be mass-diagnosed with Alzheimer’s as SUV sales are surging again.