Come One, Come All!

7 01 2009

An article in next month’s Atlantic asks, “Is porn recession proof?” According to porn magnate Larry Flynt and “Girls Gone Wild” king Joe Francis, the answer is no.

TMZ reports that the pornographer pair is heading to Washington to ask for a $5 billion porn bailout:

Flynt said, “with all this economic misery and people losing all that money, sex is the farthest thing from their mind.  It’s time for Congress to rejuvenate the sexual appetite of America.”

Francis added, “it’s seems as though the government has changed its policy and now it’s just handing out money, so I’ll be happy to take their money.  We’ll be driving in that white Prius, not making the same mistakes as the auto makers.”




2 responses

8 01 2009

i see all the news channels showing this, and its being discussed ad nausea. am i the only one who thinks this is just a Larry joke??

8 01 2009

they’re treating it as a joke…unless the gov’t is serious…then they’ll take the dough.

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