Hamas reported today that one of their best brainwashing tools has been injured by an Israeli bomb. The adorable creature hopped on the scene a few years back when he ate Jews on daytime Palestinian TV.
So much for Cookie Monster and The Count huh?
Now, as a Muslim martyr, he’ll be treated to 72 virgin bunnies for eternity.
I mean, how ridiculous is that!
What’s he gonna do with virgin rabbits in the hereafter that he couldn’t have done with the much acclaimed, super-slut bunnies of today?
Ugh! Isn’t that just like the Jooooos to kill a rabbit so he has to get action from a bunch of inexperienced, prude females bunnies!
Of course, this type of profound sickness will never be found in corporate media. For that would show the savage Palestinians for what they are.