Sorry, I’m just applying for a job as a reporter for Pak TV, the national television station in Pakistan that says Jooooos were behind the attacks.
The word must get out that it couldn’t have been Muslims because Islam is the, “religion of peace” and whoever did it, therefore is not a Muslim. You must learn more about Islam! Now, if it wasn’t a Muslim, it must be the Jews. But why would Jews attack in India? So they can have an alliance with the Hindus! Haha! Now you get it! It’s just like 9/11 when the Jews attacked America and paired up with Evangelicals to attack Muslims!
I really want the gig at Pak TV but if all else fails, I’ll just go work with Code Pink or some other liberal activists who like siding against the imperialistic, greedy, Zionist, cabal…aka the Bush administration in its “last throes.”