“Sippin’ on sizzurp,” or drinking cough syrup mixed with alcohol, has become so popular with millions of Obama newly registered voters, that a new company has invented an “anti-energy” drink, called “Drank,” in it’s honor.
Supposedly a safe alternative to opiate filled cough syrups, the anti-Red Bull, is drawing some backlash in the hip hip community. Marcus Lakee Edwards, who performs as Lil’ Keke and is a member of the Screwed Up Click said, “these drinks are adding more fuel to the fire, especially after the Big Moe, Pimp C thing happened. This is like a mockery for us.”
Big Moe and Pimp C recently chilled out a little too much and accidentally killed themselves while sippin on some sizzurp.