Michael Jackson, forever wary of Jewish influence, has converted to Islam, where his new name is Mikaeel. The Buddhists and the Hindus were the early-line favorites for the former black man turned Asian woman, but the allure of Islam simply beat it them. Mikaeel is most excited for Islam’s highly acclaimed polygamy and famously low age of consent. He is also said to be fond of Islam’s ban on accrued interest, given his current ‘perma-IOU-status,’ and the reported absense of homosexuality in all Muslim lands.
“It Don’t Matter If You’re Sunni Or Shiite! Hee-Hee!”23 11 2008