1995 Susan Boyle. Rosie O’Donnell Would Totally Hit That!

30 04 2009

One of the least attractive, least talented people in the world somehow managed to say this about Susan Boyle:

“That moment is what every artist tries to capture.”  “Here is this freaky miss, a fat, ugly girl, like Shrek comes to life, directing energy towards her soul. This was so rare … something authentic in a world that is usually manufactured. It was a perfect moment which will never happen again.”

Woooow. Classy and not hypocritical at all!

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Maybe being an a$$h#l3 is just how Rosie get’s the chicks.

You know what they say, “nice guys finish last.”

Anyways, it looks like Susan’s been at this fame thing for a while!

Thanks DJ Mick

UPDATE: People Magazine found this clip of Boyle from 1984





Israeli Girls Help You Celebrate Israel’s Independence Day!

29 04 2009

Atlas has a round-up for Israel’s 61st!

Uncoached.com is catering our party here at OutOfTheBlu.  They’re a delightful website that focuses on the types of talents which, “can’t be taught.”

They made my post with this day: “15 of the Hottest Women From Israel,” and got bonus points for simultaneously offending 600 million Muslims, plus or minus a few hundred million.

Meet a chosen few here, and click the link for the rest:

Moran Atias

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Yael Bar Zohar

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Adi Himelbloy

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Um, Wow.

Thank you Uncoached.com  Thank you Israel and thank you G-d.





Will Anyone Catch It?

28 04 2009

The Open Borders crowd is awfully quiet huh?

Just wait until white people start calling it the Mexican Flu.

Truthfully, they’re just afraid hospitals might become more loaded with illegal aliens and college spring breakers, and Americans might start to question some other costs of our third-world southern neighbors who were on the brink of collapse before this potential mess even started.

I wouldn’t worry if I were them.

Recently, a liberal friend warned me about the dangers of global population and resource depletion.  He was nearly apocalyptic about oil, water, land, food…everything.  He insisted that Mother Nature was already rebelling and that the economic crisis was just another symptom.  He was really good at playing a Buddhist-type vibe that stressed the, “big picture” and the Butterfly Effect.

Just don’t ask him if American: schools, highways, hospitals, insurance claims, prisons or elections are affected whatsoever by illegal aliens.

But enough about liberalism as a mental disorder.  Let’s talk about how this conservative thinks we should follow Europe’s lead on this one!

From E. Eduardo Castillo, Associated Press Writer:

At Germany’s bustling Frankfurt Airport, people suspected of having the disease were examined before getting off planes, said the health minister for Hesse state, Juergen Banzer. The policy was in effect since Saturday at continental Europe’s second-busiest airport, after Charles de Gaulle in Paris.

Governments in Asia — with potent memories of SARS and avian flu outbreaks — heeded the warning amid global fears of a pandemic.

Singapore, Thailand, Japan, Indonesia, and the Philippines dusted off thermal scanners used in the 2003 SARS crisis and were checking for signs of fever among passengers from North America. South Korea and Indonesia introduced similar screening.

In Malaysia, health workers in face masks took the temperatures of passengers as they arrived on a flight from Los Angeles.

Russia, Hong Kong and Taiwan said visitors returning from flu-affected areas with fevers would be quarantined.

Australian Health Minister Nicola Roxon said pilots on international flights would be required to file a report noting any flu-like symptoms among passengers before being allowed to land in Australia.

China said anyone experiencing flu-like symptoms within two weeks of arrival had to report to authorities.

India will start screening people arriving from Mexico, the United States, Canada, New Zealand, Spain, Britain and France for flu-like symptoms, said Vineet Chawdhry, a top Health Ministry official. It also will contact people who have arrived from Mexico and other affected countries in the past 10 days to check for the symptoms, he said.

Meanwhile, America has done nothing to protect its citizens but at least we’re insulated from Mexico by Obamair.  And Obama is happy because he hasn’t had to offend the millions of illegal aliens who helped elect him and other Democrats.





Will The Flu Last Long Enough To Bash Conservatives For It?

28 04 2009

I’m trying to get the jump on the most-likely-to-be used, liberal attempts to blame the Mexican Swine flu on America conservatives.

Here’s the OOTB Early Line:

  • American fat-asses drained the world of edible pork meat.
  • American corporations created an unfair market (think Walmart) on small farms across the world which only further eroded conditions on small farms.
  • American corporation’s pollution caused weak immune systems in pigs.
  • Wealthy Americans unaware of and partly responsible for destitute conditions nearby.
  • George Bush’s tough stance with Mexico shielded out health experts and community activists outreach directors from corresponding with Mexicans.
  • George Bush and other Christians politicized the scientists who wanted more anti-vaccines.
  • Republicans still don’t believe your grandfather was a monkey!
  • The republican American recession, hit Mexicans particularly hard because the amount of American dollars sent back to Mexico, by Mexicans in America was drastically reduced.
  • Illegal Immigration is racist, and this is no time to reevaluate some of the negative consequences it may or may not cause.   Look over there!
  • The Armed Forces could have been called to the border but they were all in Iraq.
  • America should have been more in-tune with Mexico’s socio-economic problems and lack of natural resources.
  • 46 million Americans do not have health care!!!

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Reader submissions would be awesome.

UPDATE: Malkin already has a relevant post.





High-Stakes Bluff: Called. Raised! Cheney Wants Less Secrets Than Dems!?

24 04 2009

By now, you know Obama released some Bush memos (and photos?) regarding harsh interrogation methods, and boy do they sound horrific.  Maybe you have even been forced to confront these shocking techniques if you’ve come across liberal protesters water-boarding each other in the middle of the street…

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Which, of course proves it’s not torture.

But, this is the “healing” portion of the Obama regime and “he won,” so let’s hear him out.

A sudden reversal and refocus on the last 8 years as the nation is clandestinely transformed, boils down to; neutering and threatening American combatants while simultaneously soothing and aiding enemy combatants undocumented malcontents.

In other words, every whiny, bitchass, jihadi in Tunisia and Jordan now knows our tactics and can prepare for them.  Meanwhile, American servicepeople are justifiably afraid they’re going to have their lives ruined in the public arena for defending their country.

Good idea idiot! You really are, first and foremost, a “citizen of the world!”

Seriously though, if this confession means that America will stop turning peace-loving, Muslims into terrorists, and that all future Islamic terrorism can be solely caused by the Koran, then we’ll have returned to September 10th and who doesn’t want that?

Smart Democrats should be disheartened because this was such an obvious pitfall for the Obama Administration.

Luckily, for those with a sense of humor, instant karma arrived in no time as Dick Cheney is now, more squarely positioned in the, “investigate Bush war crimes” camp, than the lying disgrace, Nancy Pelosi, who denies knowing about “enhanced interrogation techniques.”

That’s because in typical fashion, Obama only released the classified info about the tactics used by Americans, not the resulting intel, which was significant .

Here’s my Mick Dundee, “that’s not a knife, that’s a knife” moment, fortified by Oddee.com’s post last month about real torture devices.

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OMG!! That man is being tortured by liberals!





Yom Hashoah: Never Forget. Never Again.

21 04 2009

There are times in this fast-paced, largely gleeful society where evil is seemingly relegated to the big screen, when we must infuse ourselves in sadness because it’s the least we can do for those who have suffered before us.

Today, Holocaust Remembrance Day, is one of those days and Atlas has the material for your viewing.

So click here and here.

It’s the least you can do.





“Sometimes I Feel Like, Somebody’s Watching Me”

20 04 2009

And listening to my calls, and tracking my URL visits, and storing my GPS movements, etc…

This paranoia is something I share with liberals, who elected Obama in large part because he pledged to restore our Constitutional rights of privacy and ditch the power-grabbing Police State model while declassifying Bush’s previously stonewalled perversions so that we could heal.

However, it seems Obama is turning out to be potentially far more invasive than Bush, and even a few liberals (outside the corporate msm) are noticing.

I expected this from Obama, a man who has now appointed more, “czars” than the Romanovs, as The Volokh Conspiracy highlights:

Over some 300 years, Russia was ruled by a total of 18 czars of the Romanov dynasty. However, as David Rothkopf of Foreign Policy points out, the Obama administration has now appointed more czars than that in just three months.

But back to Obama the Constitution Shredder, from Reason:

Barack Obama, who at one point was looking at least a little better than his predecessor on the issue of warrantless domestic surveillance, may turn out to be just as bad. During his campaign he criticized the Bush administration for flouting the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act (FISA) by monitoring communications involving people in the U.S. without a court order. But then he went along with amendments to FISA that legalized such surveillance, even giving in on the issue of retroactive immunity for the telecommunications companies that facilitated it. Now The New York Times reports that the National Security Agency has been abusing its new statutory powers, collecting purely domestic communications along with the international phone calls and email messages covered by the FISA amendments:

Several intelligence officials, as well as lawyers briefed about the matter, said the N.S.A. had been engaged in “overcollection” of domestic communications of Americans. They described the practice as significant and systemic, although one official said it was believed to have been unintentional.

Meanwhile, the Obama administration is trying to quash an Electronic Frontier Foundation (EFF) lawsuit aimed at holding Bush administration officials responsible for warrantless surveillance conducted prior to the FISA amendments, surveillance that Obama himself has said was illegal. It argues that allowing the lawsuit to proceed would harm national security—a claim frequently made by the Bush administration, which Obama has criticized as excessively secretive. Obama’s Justice Department has gone even further than the Bush administration, arguing that the PATRIOT Act immunizes government officials who participate in illegal surveillance, except when ”the Government obtains information about a person through intelligence-gathering, and Government agents unlawfully disclose that information.”

The Atlantic’s, Marc Ambinder has something on Bush’s favorite loophole, the state secrets privilege:

The Obama administration suffered a bit of a legal setback this afternoon: a federal judge in California rejected the administration’s assertion of the state secrets privilege in the civil suit brought by an Islamic charity that was allegedly subjected to illegal NSA surveillance.





Video Games: Help Boys More Than Girls. Should Dems Tax Softwear Cos?

19 04 2009

Seriously, who cares!?

I mean, isn’t this why Barbie, Cabbage Patch Kids, and Easy Bake Ovens were invented?

Do we really want our women to mimic male “vidiots” and end up looking like this…fan?

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*As usual, I will atone for that.

Popsci with a report that’s sure to enflame liberals into a frenzy of worthless, fascist-like, legislation like the proposed ban on big HDTVs in California:

A new study conducted by researchers at Michigan State University suggests that playing video games helps foster the development of visual-spatial skills among middle school students. Cultivating the ability to think visually is crucial to excelling in fields like engineering and surgery, and the hand-eye coordination attained through gaming is increasingly important in our digital world. But the total lack of games tailored to girls could be providing boys with an academic advantage over their female counterparts.

“Girls are at a disadvantage by not having that three-dimensional experience,” according to a statement by professor Linda Jackson, who led the three-year long study. “So when they get to medical school and they’re doing surgery in the virtual world, they’re not used to it.”

That’s it.  It’s the game-maker’s faults.  They’re chauvinists.  It has nothing to do with boys and girls being different (even if the sum of their parts are equal).

Redemption time!

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The Highlands

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Related:

From LiveScience:

Women, accept a present and really enjoy it, while men unwrap a gift and immediately feel a sense of obligation to the giver.

Ruth Marcus writing for RealClearPolitics:

In performance on a standardized math, science and reading test given to 15- and 16-year-olds in 40 countries, girls in every country performed far better than boys in reading. Conversely, boys in all but three countries did better, but by not nearly as much, in math. In all but three countries — Britain, Thailand and Iceland — more boys than girls scored in the 99th percentile in math.

ScienceNews:

Males typically outperform females on spatial-ability tests by age 4, especially on tasks that require mental rotation of objects perceived as three-dimensional. Yet, two studies of 3- to 5-month-olds, both published in the November Psychological Science, conclude that a substantially greater proportion of boys than girls distinguish a block arrangement from its mirror image, after having first seen the block arrangement rotated. Babies who prefer looking at the mirror image are presumed to have mentally rotated the block arrangement, recognized it and chosen to gaze at the novel mirror image.

Popular Mechanics on video games as military simulators:

But the guts of Gears of War 2, an updated version of Epic Games’ widely licensed Unreal 3 game engine, could introduce a new level of realism for military simulations. Its previous iteration, Unreal 2, served as the core of America’s Army, the United States Army’s family of popular first-person shooters. America’s Army serves both as a recruiting tool and a starting point for actual training simulators. Unreal 2 and now Unreal 3 have also been adapted by other branches of the military. In Gears 2, game balance and gamer satisfaction trump the opportunity to create ultra-realistic virtual firefights. But as the most high-profile showcase for the newest iteration of the Unreal engine—Epic Games owns the engine and the franchise—Gears of War 2 is a peek into the future of better, more advanced military simulators.





Pole Dancers Still Pushing For Olympic Glory.

18 04 2009

A while back, when this blog was brand new, I posted an awesome pole-dancing video because some sluts were trying to get their stripper skillz added to the official slate of Olympic events.

Well, that’s not really why I posted it, but here’s the highlight reel from the 2009 USPDF pole-dancing championship.

Loyal readers will notice the, “body wave” amazingly demonstrated, upside-down(!!!), at 1:41.





Michelle’s Full-Time Makeup Artist: “She Has Angry Eyebrows.”

18 04 2009

You don’t say!

Maybe because Michelle’s an angry person?

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The NYPost says:

“No other First Lady has had a full-time makeup artist.”

OOTB says:

“No other First Lady has been this image-conscious, and no other First Lady has needed to be completely reinvented.”

PS. Sorry dear readers for that traumatizing picture.

I’ll make it up to you.





Obama Is On Ecstasy Pills

17 04 2009

Obama heroin, Obama cocaine, and now this from MediaTakeOut.com…

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If You Know The Identities Or Whereabouts Of Anyone In These Pictures…

16 04 2009

Please call the authorities immediately and do not try to apprehend them.

They’re armed and dangerous.

Local authorities can not be trusted.

Only the Federal government should be notified.

BACKGROUND:

A brave journalist journalism school grad attended the 2009 Saint Paul Tea Party.

He sent the following summary to the local fish-wrap factories (Star Tribune and Pioneer Press), but they didn’t run it because they didn’t want to be liable for any potential, ensuing, hate crimes and none of the female protesters had hairy armpits.

Here’s what he reported:

As most Americans were patriotically paying their taxes, the Minnesota State Capitol building, built for $4.5 million in 1905, hosted a swarm of Christian gun-owners, many of whom were vehemently anti-Obama, for unknown reasons.

teaparty-crowdcapThe rabble-rousing, anti-tax, legions were noticeably homogeneous, save for this proud, rainbow-flag waving onlooker, seen to the left of an irate, radical, misogynist, anti-abortion activist.

teaparty-rainbowflag1Throngs of these people came to the city from rural areas and were united by their fear of change and their Scandanavian, German and Irish roots.

teaparty-massIn a city that boasts fantastic immigrant populations, it’s clear that many could feel uncomfortable and unwelcomed as Old Glory was aggressively waved and nationalist cries of “USA! USA! USA!” echoed through the land like the morning call to prayer from a Muezzin in Damascus.

But in the end, none of these so-called, ‘Tea Parties’ rivaled the huge crowds we saw last fall, when the first African-American President rekindled the nation’s democratic spirit in his rise to the White House.





Obama: We’ll Never Be At War With Islamic Conservatives…But Christian Conservatives?!

15 04 2009

UPDATE: Atlas has the story (who else) about the FBI “spying on Tea Parties.”

Obama finally found a group of enemies that are immune to “smart diplomacy” and worthy of his unbridled scorn and divisiveness.

White Christian southern professional men American rightwingers.

Atlas was the first to uncover the Administration’s leaked DHS assessment on “Rightwing Extremism.”

It’s liberal McCarthyism b^!!$%*^, and I found it to be pretty insensitive to Caucasians.

Whites in particular were singled out by the report, which alerted national law enforcement agencies about: stressed out war vets (not John Kerry style vets I’m guessing), crackers enraged by a black President, and xenophobic hillbillies agitated by surging Latino populations.

Read this snippet and try to tell me they’re talking about bi-sexual women or NBA ballers:

Nevertheless, the consequences of a prolonged economic downturn—including real estate foreclosures, unemployment, and an inability to obtain credit—could create a fertile recruiting environment for rightwing extremists and even result in confrontations between such groups and government authorities similar to those in the past.

On second thought, maybe it is fair.

If an Ivy League educated, 26 year old Muslim man blew up a casino while screaming verses from the Quran, liberals would attribute it to job-loss and high interest rates on his HELOC.  Then, they’d blame rightwing CEOs, and rightwing wars for oil.

The flip side of this saga also comes from Atlas with her penetrating post in response to Obama’s flaccid words that we, “respect Islam even when we disagree.”  In one of her best columns, she points to: honor killings, anti-Semitism, child abuse, gay stonings, clitorectomies and other lovely multicultural fruits of Islam, that we apparently, “respect.”

This dangerous stream of liberal thinking ends up cascading over a rocky cliff as the highly imitable, uber-progressives in Europe recently showed when an openminded and tolerant German court ruled that, “Muslims have a different understanding of rape than Europeans and that must taken into account.

So typical of a modern liberal to make nice with self-avowed enemies while demonizing America’s defenders.

There’s little doubt that Obama will soon utilize his Communist/Alinsky training on America’s truest Patriots by  “picking a target, freezing it, personalizing it, and polarizing it.”

Why he couldn’t have exported these strategies to marginalize and ostracize Islamic fundamentalists extremists conservatives is beyond me…he just won’t use his tremendous skills to actually help America become more powerful because he doesn’t believe that truly helps Americans.

Btw, how do you think they’re gonna profile the wingnuts and will the ACLU be called in?





Hey Obama Voters: Don’t Judge A Book By Its Cover

14 04 2009





Learning To Fly: A Brief Respite (From Obama’s Assault On America)

12 04 2009

This is an amazing video that Blog of Hilarity posted and I think you guys should check it out because Barack Obama is starting to stress you out a little too much.

The whole 8 minutes are worth watching, but particularly the 5:42 mark when the eagle dive-bombs his trainer’s arm from directly above, and again at the 7:30 mark when he does it again.





B.O. Stinks As Bush

7 04 2009

The World Class Intellect and Beacon of Hope and Change, did his best Dubya impression today.

Twice.

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Will the corporate media do their best, “bash Bush” impression?

Stop The ACLU, with the scoop:

The Obama administration is again invoking government secrecy in defending the Bush administration’s wiretapping program, this time against a lawsuit by AT&T customers who claim federal agents illegally intercepted their phone calls and gained access to their records.

Kevin Bankston of the Electronic Frontier Foundation, a lawyer for the customers, said Monday the filing was disappointing in light of the Obama presidential campaign’s “unceasing criticism of Bush-era secrecy and promise for more transparency.”

In February Obama lawyers used the same “state secrets” tactic to block a lawsuit brought by the ACLU on behalf of five victims of extraordinary rendition — the CIA’s famed kidnap and torture program. “This case cannot be litigated,” Department of Justice lawyer Douglas Letter declared on February 9th, arguing that the case, Mohamed et al. v. Jeppesen Dataplan, should be thrown out. “The judges shouldn’t play with fire in this national security situation.”

ACLU director Anthony Romero decried the move. “Eric Holder’s Justice Department stood up in court today and said that it would continue the Bush policy of invoking state secrets to hide the reprehensible history of torture, rendition and the most grievous human rights violations committed by the American government.”

Now, warrantless spying can be added to the list.

”In our case we have no reason to believe that the warrantless wiretapping has ended,” said [EFF legal director Cindy] Cohn, “so at some point we have to call it Obama’s warrantless wiretapping.”

Also, Barcepundit makes fun of the Brilliant One after he didn’t know Austrians spoke German:

OBAMA SAYS he doesn’t speak Austrian. It’s unkown [sic] if he can speak Argentinian or Brazilian but, to his credit, his American is way better than his English.

Hot Air drives it home:

George Bush’s critics rightly roasted him for his tortured syntax and waterboarded grammar, and used it to make the claim that the graduate of both Harvard and Yale was an idiot.  Well, perhaps, but I don’t recall him ever claiming that Austrian was a language.  It takes a highly-esteemed intellect, it seems, to miss the fact that Austrians mainly speak German.





Can The Brazilian President Become Obama’s Spiritual Mentor?

5 04 2009

NBC reports:

Brazil’s president, Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva, blamed “white people with blue eyes” for the world economic crisis.

This, “blue-eyed devil” talk is right out of The Nation of Islam Black Liberation Theology which means Obama is going to worship this guy until he gets in trouble and then roll over him when the time is Wright right.

UPDATE: On cue, Obama says he “loves this guy” and calls him the, “most popular politician on earth.”





Sunday Funnies: Why Didn’t Bush Just Think Of This?

5 04 2009

iran-on-facebookAt this point, you can easily see that Obama thinks the world is better off with a neutered America who sits as an equal partner at an international roundtable of sorts.

Lawyers have an obligation to be aggressive advocates for their clients as Obama surely knows.  However, since he’s been entirely drenched in Marxism and Leftism, he believes that embarrassing us, risking American lives, and ceding American independence, is simply part of the bitter medicine we must swallow down, to atone for past national transgressions and acquire a certain global homeostasis.

The modern liberal believes that America is the world’s greatest obstacle to justice and peace.  Meaning, an America that is not self-interested, will insure American’s lives will be bettered even if they sacrifice greatly and individually, because the greater good will be served.

Related:  Dick Morris declares April 2nd 2009, the day American Independence died as Obama turns over our economy to international bodies.





Introducing: The 2010 Fiat-Chrysler Minivan

2 04 2009

NPR provides background

Obama gave Chrysler 30 days to reach a merger agreement with Fiat, which has agreed to build fuel-efficient cars in the United States and repay U.S. taxpayers for new investments made before Fiat assumes majority ownership.

We found an image we believe to be the concept for the 2010 Fiat-Chrysler, “Town And Country” Minivan, and it screams “practicality.”

Without any further ado…

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