Study: Men View Women In Bikinis As Objects.

26 02 2009

The shocking, shocking revelations from NatGeo

Brain scans revealed that when men are shown pictures of scantily clad women, the region of the brain associated with tool use lights up.

And in a “shocking” finding, Fiske noted, some of the men studied showed no activity in the part of the brain that usually responds when a person ponders another’s intentions.

This means that these men see women “as sexually inviting, but they are not thinking about their minds,” Fiske said. “The lack of activation in this social cognition area is really odd, because it hardly ever happens.”

And the men who scored higher as “hostile sexists”—those who view women as controlling and invaders of male space—didn’t show brain activity that indicates they saw the women in bikinis as humans with thoughts and intentions.

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Strange stuff! Looking at Keeley lit up the highly cognitive regions of my brain associated with heavenly bodies and the big bang theory.





My B.O. Dump. Constipated No More!

24 02 2009

Ok look, admittedly, Obama played a big role in the inception of OOTB.  His election, motivated me to create something instead of just reading and emailing worthy links.  However, I never wanted it to become a monotonous arena which only fielded an Obama bashfest.

From comments and reader emails, it’s pretty clear a lot of different types of homies are in the OOTB audience, including Obama voters.  I intend to keep it that way by continuing to point to an array of topics,  my favorite being the ones which clearly display the pervasive sickness of modern liberalism, a mental disorder that often renders “Onion” spoofs believable and mundane.

So, I must explain that the lack of recent posts isn’t stemming from a dearth of relevant news stories, but rather an inundation.  Simply put, I’m overwhelmed, and it’s by design. The speed and voracity of Obama’s change is not only blowing my mind, it’s depressing me.  I just can’t keep up, and if a wonk can’t keep up, what is everybody else supposed to do?

It should come as no surprise, really.  The man was the most liberal member of the Senate even though he didn’t do anything there but skip votes and run for president.  Opponents were lambasted as McCarthyites for judging him by his friends, something every parent rightfully does with their children.  And of equal importance, the philosophy of overwhelming the system to confuse the masses and institute rapid and sweeping change is undoubtedly near and dear to his heart.

Remember, “you never want a serious crisis to go to waste.

Bush didn’t even say that, and people explain the entire War on Terror on a similar premise, yet as we’ve said, no one will accuse Obama of cherry-picking or utilizing the sitch for personal missions.

We’ve already discussed Obama’s endless “politikol kapital.”  We showed you his alarmingly aggressive 1st week in office which saw him pass more executive orders than the previous seven combined presidents.  We’ve endured shocking levels of corruption, lack of vetting, poor judgment and a cabinet chock full of lobbyists.  We took note that his radical nominees simply disappeared…from Socialist websites. And, we also posted his consolidation of power in rendering the census, a W.H. jurisdiction. We’ll add all that to the consideration, but omit it from the following updates.

It’s crucial to remember that we were told the worldly and intellectual Obama would restore alliances and help America in her foreign and domestic pursuits.

The opposite is happening.

Literally each one of these could become its own post.

Kyrgyzstan announced in Moscow that the U.S. air base in Manas, an absolutely crucial NATO conduit into Afghanistan, will be closed in spite of previous commitments to President Bush.

Pakistan released the AQ Khan, a scientist who helped Pakistan develop a nuclear weapon and allegedly leaked atomic secrets to North Korea, Iran and Libya.

Obama privately supports “sharia law for peace” deal with the Taliban in Pakistan.

The Norks are threatening a nuke test after recently backing away.

The Euros are threatening a trade war over, “buy American” clauses in the “Stimulus” bill.

Europe ignores Obama’s demands for more troops in Afghanistan.

Obama has infuriated many Brits by refusing to keep the bust of Winston Churchill in the White House.

Yemen, the proposed home of a new rehab center for Gitmo victims, released 170 terrorists.

Al-Qaeda’s leader in Yemen claims the organization possesses nuclear weapons.

Obama humiliated America on Arab TV, ended sanctions on Iran and subsequently Ahmadinejad said he “welcomes the kind of change U.S. President Barack Obama offered.”  Strange! So do liberals!

Obama has waived sanctions on Syria.

Iran launched a satellite into space

Iran carried out computer tests on its Bushehr nuclear power plant in preparation for its launch.

Obama’s State Department said that Hugo Chavez’s president-for-life referendum, was “for the most part … a process that was fully consistent with democratic process.”

Obama’s participation would be disgusting enough, but the deliberate silence at, “Israel is racist” and holocaust denials at the rabidly anti-Semitic Durban conference planning sessions is sickening. Even Italy and Britain are threatening a boycott.

Obama quietly restored Samantha Power to his inner circle. She has questioned the Jewish Lobby and many think she has called for US troops in Israel to enforce peace with Palestinians, while subscribing to the anti-Semitic, “Walt-Mearsheimer” theory.

And his new Intel (spy) Chief, Chas Freeman Jr., blames Jews for the Jihad, and has published a “vicious anti-Israel” journal through an Arab lobbyist group which he was president of.

Obama cut military spending and directed defense officials to sign a pledge stating that they will not share the 2010 budget with individuals outside the federal government…transparently shady!

Obama has awarded Hamas another $900Mil.

On the homefront, things are equally depressing.

Fearmongering and straight up lies are being used to pressure American’s into the disastrous “stimulus” bill which unlike the War in Iraq, is hasty and unilateral.

Many are worried about the hidden Socialist health care portions of the new “stimulus” bill.

Obama was negligent to the plight of a frozen, starving, Kentucky.  Failed to utilize FEMA even after the state’s entire Nat’l guard was called up. Maybe cuz it’s not a “chocolate city.”

Six federal camps are on the horizon as H.R. 645 moves forward and Obama’s “civilian nat’l security force” takes shape.

Obama plans to resettle 100k Iraqis in America and thousands of PalestiniansWhat could go wrong?

Obama’s race-obsessed, clearly incapable, AG called American” a nation of cowards.”

The Environmental Protection Agency is expected to act for the first time to regulate carbon dioxide and other greenhouse gases…so try not to exhale.

Obama secretly shut down his Bush’s system for reviewing regulations and realigned and expanded two key White House policymaking bodies.

Obama secretly backtracked from campaign pledges to small businesses by removing quotations (without update) from his website, a trend bloggers noticed long ago.

Obama has not commented on the purported $550Bil electronic run on banks on September 11th, that was seemingly accidentally leaked by Rep. Paul Kanjorski, D-Pa., in a CSPAN interview.

Some things are reassuring for Jihad-wary conservatives like these stories:

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But as I take solace in the realistic stances Obama has suddenly taken on national defense, will mainstream liberals notice that his word is completely useless?

Finally, most of these disasters have occurred in the last week or ten days.  We’re a month into this thing.  The trajectory is down right frightening.

There’s more, of course…and you know I’ll deliver when it’s time.





I’ll See Your 8 Kids And Raise 76 More.

18 02 2009

Well, maybe raise isn’t the best word since he doesn’t even know all their names…

Meet Daad.  Daad Muhammad.  It’s even pronounced, “dad.”

Seriously.

The 60-year-old Muslim man has fathered  84 children with 17 different wives, and never falls short on his obligations of smashing his head into the rug 5 times a day!

To pray people, to pray!

Sickos!

He claims to have sex twice in the morning, and seven times in the evening, making us wonder why he didn’t choose the martyrdom path, which would have eternally bestowed upon him, 72 brown-eyed hunnies!

Daad divorces his wives when they are no longer fertile, which is better than killing them.

“I dont remember all the names of the kids actually but whenever I see the kid I do my best to remember the name, he added.”

Since they’re all probably named Muhammad, he’s likely kidding.  No pun intended!

Watch out John Edwards! Your, ‘father of the year’ award is in peril!

Sadly, Daad is only allowed four wives at one time under the UAEs polygamy rules, he says that that is not enough.

“Four is not even enough. If there is a way to have more than four then Ill go for it,” he said.

Daad wasn’t asked, but he presumably agrees with redefining marriage laws in the west, and then stoning all the gays.





A Muslim So Moderate, You’ll Just Lose Your Head

17 02 2009

If you’re married to him…

Muzzammil “Mo” Hassan, founder and CEO of Bridges TV, an Islamist channel designed to present moderate Islam to diverse audiences, has been arrested for beheading his wife after she filed for divorce.  Hassan was given an award in 2007 by the Hamas-linked Council on American Islamic Relations (CAIR).

Imagine if he was a Televangelist!

Mark Steyn is on the cutting edge of the story in his latest piece, Headless Body in Gutless Press

When poor Mrs. Hassan’s husband launched his TV network to counter negative stereotypes of Muslims, he had no difficulty generating column inches, as far afield as The Columbus Dispatch, The Detroit Free Press, The San Jose Mercury NewsVariety, NBC News, the Voice of America, and the Canadian Press. The Rochester Democrat & Chronicle put the couple on the front page under the headline “Infant TV Network Unveils The Face Of Muslim News”.

But, when Muzzammil Hassan kills his wife and “the face of Muslim news” is unveiled rather more literally, detached from her corpse at his TV studios, it’s all he can do to make the local press — page 26 of Newsday, plus The Buffalo News, and a very oddly angled piece in the usually gung-ho New York Post, “Buffalo Beheading: Money Woe Spurred Slay“.

aasiya_hassanHere’s the formerly happy couple…As you can see, they are the definition of “moderates.”

He only went slightly overboard from what the Quran told him to do…

Give him a Sharia court, and they’re likely to find him innocent.





Will Liberals Trot Out The, “Prez Is A LIAR” Meme?

17 02 2009

2minutes of straight up lies.

Sweetness & Light sums it up:

7 Broken promises in record time

1. Make government open and transparent.

2. Make it “impossible” for Congressmen to slip in pork barrel projects.

3. Meetings where laws are written will be more open to the public. (Even Congressional Republicans shut out.)

4. No more secrecy.

5. Public will have 5 days to look at a bill.

6. You’ll know what’s in it.

7. We will put every pork barrel project online.

Thanks Obambi for the original vid link

Tigerhawk’s column, “transparent as mud” has more,

Not one member of Congress has read the monstrous stimulus bill that just passed. How could they have? The Democrats allowed only 24 hours to elapse between the conference deal and the final vote.

UPDATE: Lots of places are highlighting the “anti-porkulus” protests that are springing up all around the nation. Thank G-d…that actually provides some hope.

shrug1Atlas has more, and points to the highly questionable, “infowars.com” and their article about 21 states claiming sovereignty

check it out





Aw, She Did That On Purpose!

14 02 2009

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Omg. I’ve now watched this a good 10-15 times.

She punked him bad.  On purpose.

“I love you honey! SIKE!”

Old Bill did not see this coming and he ends up kissing the back of her head.

If you look closely, you can even see his hatred for her in that moment.

Can’t really blame him.

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Israel Gives Medicine. Arabs Load Explosives. Give Back!

13 02 2009

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This is NOT a case of ‘giving someone a dose of their own medicine.’

JerusalemPost sez:

Medicine bottles, transferred to the Gaza Strip as humanitarian aid by Israel, were used by Hamas as grenades against IDF troops during Operation Cast Lead. The medicine bottles were filled with explosives, holes were drilled in the caps, and fuses were installed. Once Hamas fighters lit the fuses, they had several seconds to throw the grenades at soldiers. The IDF also found small explosive devices that used medical syringes to hold their fuses.

UPDATE: Flashback…Hamas dresses up as doctors and nurses and fights from hospitals





Chris Brown Should Move To Turkey

13 02 2009

After makin’ my girl, Rihanna scream “SOS,” young Chris ain’t neva gonna get “No air” in this market again.

“Hold up” Chris.  I’m talking, and you better listen or you gonna get “Throwed.“  You caused some “Damageto someone I love.

Even if she makes you check into “Rehab,” people will remember you puttin’ your hands on her “Forever.”

I don’t know what else we can do “With you.”  So, “Kiss kiss” and “Say goodbye” now C. Breezy.

Yo, excuse me” Chris I’m sorry, but Turkey is perfect for you.  This new study shows 40% of Turkish wives have been physically or sexually abused by their hubbys.

There, you can just demand, “Gimme that.“  And you can freely warn your property, “I’m gonna take you down,” when your subjugated woman tries to tell you that Turkey is a modern Muslim nation.

There, the Quran recognizes that you, the man, is “Superhuman.”  Well, really it just says that women are subhuman, but who’s counting?

In Turkey, you can “Run it” while you bang they heads from “Wall to wall.

Anyways fam,

“Shut up and drive.”

Islamic Turkey awaits.

UPDATE: Doesn’t make it ok, but the new rumor is that, RiRi gave Breezy, Jay Z’s herpes





The Only Thing That’s Refined In Europe Is Jew-Hatred

11 02 2009

A continent that has a history of violence, racism, intolerance, and ineptitude…and we seek to “restore” old alliances and mimic them.

Here’s the results of a study that was completed last month which sought to determine the severity of anti-Semitism in Europe:

Nearly a third of Europeans polled blame Jews for the global economic meltdown.

74% of Spaniards believe the Jews hold too much sway in the global financial markets.

2/3 of Spaniards believe Jews are more loyal to their homeland, Israel, than the countries they live in.

No doubt, the manifestations of the hoaxbook, “The Protocols of the Elders of Zion” are behind this.elders_of_zion_protocols

Related: “An Arab in Arab, Alabama,”

HotAir’s Allahpundit points to, “an academic version of NBC’s NASCAR stunt from a few years ago, (which was designed to show how racist America is).  (Racebaiters) went looking for prejudice in the erroneously named Arab, Alabama— and darned if they didn’t find it.”

This short vid is worth a view.  The southerners handle themselves with class and dignity, shocking Muslim academics and liberals worldwide.





Israeli Gets Good Press!!! Tapped…For Illustrious Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Cover

10 02 2009

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Oh, and this was NOT Bar Refaeli’s competition…

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This was:

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And so was this:

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Now fix ya face and stop looking at your screen sideways…you look silly.

For my special readers, here’s every one of the 46 years of SI Swimsuit editions.

UPDATE: Esti Ginzburg’s profile caught my eye and I was wondering if…yep, turns out she’s Israeli too!

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Tree-Hating NYT Could Buy Each Subscriber A “Kindle” And Profit Within Six Months

10 02 2009

I’ve never seen a newspaper tell us how many trees they cut down and how many metric tons of carbon dioxide could have been scrumptiously enjoyed by said trees, had they not been murdered so liberals could read propaganda in paper form.

Silicon Alley Insider explains:

Not that it’s anything we think the New York Times Company should do, but we thought it was worth pointing out that it costs the Times about twice as much money to print and deliver the newspaper over a year as it would cost to send each of its subscribers a brand new Amazon Kindle instead.

If you don’t know what a Kindle is, you really should check this out and watch the embedded vids. I was amazed when I peeped it and you will be too!

Here’s a few shots to give you an idea.

kindlebookshelf1The Kindle has 16 shades of gray on its special screen which reduces eye strain and diminishes glare.

kindlesunAnd even though you can browse hundreds of thousands of books and periodicals for days on end with its special battery, it’s as thin as a magazine.

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The math behind the New York Times wasteful, anti-motherearth methods can be found here.





They Told Me Obama Would Pay For Everyone’s Mortgage And They Were Right

10 02 2009

Remember, Obama overflowing with hope says, “we have nothing to fear, but…catastrophe!”

From Bloomberg:

The $9.7 trillion in pledges would be enough to send a $1,430 check to every man, woman and child alive in the world. It’s 13 times what the U.S. has spent so far on wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, according to Congressional Budget Office data, and is enough to pay off more than 90 percent of the nation’s home mortgages.

The Federal Reserve, Treasury Department and Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation have lent or spent almost $3 trillion over the past two years and pledged up to $5.7 trillion more.

Only the stimulus bill to be approved this week, the $700 billion Troubled Asset Relief Program passed four months ago and $168 billion in tax cuts and rebates enacted in 2008 have been voted on by lawmakers. The remaining $8 trillion is in lending programs and guarantees, almost all under the Fed and FDIC. Recipients’ names have not been disclosed.

Flashback Vid

By the way, this is what ONE billion dollars looks like…when it’s only comprised of Ben Franks.

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UPDATE: GatewayPundit links to the new CBO, which projects the recession to be over before 9/10ths of the money actually gets used…meaning only 1/10th is for this year…much of it is for Obama’s re-election in 2012.

UPDATE: NRO’s Corner shows how the bill has grown from when it was just a wee-lil baby ($56Bil) last September.





Obama Consolidates Power. Names Republican To Post, Takes Over His Job.

9 02 2009

Instapundit wonders, “what if Karl Rove was in charge of the census?”

From Jennifer Rubin @ PajamasMedia:

The White House has proposed that the director of the Census, a Commerce Department employee, report to the White House. The White House contends this is no big deal. Nevertheless, the move followed a wave of protest from liberal civil rights groups concerned that they might not succeed in maximizing the count of minority voters if the census remained under the auspices of  Republican Judd Gregg, the Commerce secretary nominee.

It is ironic that the Obama team selected Republican Judd Gregg to head the Commerce Department as an intended symbol of the Obama administration’s commitment to New Politics. This was supposedly evidence of a less cravenly political style of governing than what many contended was par for the course in the Bush years. Now, it appears the Obama team intends to strip Gregg of real authority over this key responsibility, giving lie to the notion that the Obama administration believes in post-partisanship.

Had this stunt been attempted during the Bush years one certainly would have heard a hue and cry from good government groups, the media, and academics. We no doubt would have heard a chorus of opposition: “The professional public servants are being shunted aside!” And from those so aghast about attempts to suppress or manipulate voting, we would have expected the shrieks: “This is an attempt to politicize the census and stack the deck for reapportionment!” It is not hard to imagine the reaction if the Bush White House had suggested that a supposedly unbiased statistical undertaking should be directed by, say, Karl Rove.

We told you President Loophole knows you’re all retarded.  There are only, political reasons behind this maneuver.

UPDATE: John Fund says

President Obama said in his inaugural address that he planned to “restore science to its rightful place” in government. That’s a worthy goal. But statisticians at the Commerce Department didn’t think it would mean having the director of next year’s Census report directly to the White House rather than to the Commerce secretary, as is customary. “There’s only one reason to have that high level of White House involvement,” a career professional at the Census Bureau tells me. “And it’s called politics, not science.”

UPDATE: Judd has backed away from Obama’s unprecedented powerplay and removed his name, which is a refreshing change because he did it without even having tax issues or corruption charges.





G-d Talks To Obama Too?

6 02 2009

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We’ve conducted a few casual interviews with Obama supporters, pressing them on their sudden tolerance towards this particular “Christian,” who boasts that G-d influences his presidential undertakings.

Shockingly, we discovered only the most strident atheists even notice that Obama frequently professes his belief that G-d should utilize him as an “instrument,” once even generously offering his stewardship for a “kingdom on earth,

Most recently, he reminisced about the day he tripped on peyote, had an epileptic seizure realized he was a prophet.

“It was on those streets, in those neighborhoods, that I first heard God’s spirit beckon me. It was there that I felt called to a higher purpose – His purpose.”

Naturally, Obama did what anyone who hears G-d’s voice would do.  He found Rev. Wright and sued mortgage lenders so they’d sell junk paper, then blamed the economic crisis on greed and deregulation.





Pelosi: “I Promise No Earmarks In The Stimulus”

5 02 2009

Thanks John Hawkins





Sierra Nevada: Empowering Beer

5 02 2009

Homer would be proud.

Get this:

Currently, Sierra Nevada’s 1.6 million gallons of excess yeast are used as a nutritional supplement to beef and dairy cows. Initially Sierra Nevada plans to use the MicroFueler to create ethanol fuel for its own fleet of cars. If sufficient fuel can be produced — ie: if we all keep drinking their sweet elixir — there’s talk of fueling employee cars as well as potential distribution.

Sierra Nevada is no stranger to environmental friendliness. They publish their solar power production, they recycle like crazy, and they’ve been using homemade biodiesel fuel for a couple years now from beer dregs.

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Cnet sez:

E-Fuel on Tuesday said that the beer company will start testing EFuel’s refrigerator-sized portable ethanol refineries in the second quarter of this year using discarded beer yeast as a feedstock for ethanol.

E-Fuel last year unveiled its $9,995 home ethanol machine which ferments a mix of water and sugar into ethanol. Ethanol is mixed into gasoline at 10 percent. Flex-fuel cars can run on E85, an 85 percent blend of ethanol and gasoline.

thanks geekologie

UPDATE: Instapundit links to a homemade recipe for biofuel.





Obama Energy Sec: Destruction Of California’s Cities Imminent

4 02 2009

We’ve talked about Obama’s Berserkley University nutburgler, Steven Chu before.

Apparently liberals only think it’s fearmongering when pols say cities will disappear from military attacks rather than global warming cooling climate change.

LAtimes reported:

“I don’t think the American public has gripped in its gut what could happen,” he said. “We’re looking at a scenario where there’s no more agriculture in California.” And, he added, “I don’t actually see how they can keep their cities going” either.

I hope all Americans have adequate health coverage by then or we’re all gonna die!





Is The President Secretly Negotiating A Truce With Al Qaeda

4 02 2009

I’ve always stumped liberals by asking them what they’d be willing to compromise to obtain a truce at a grande peace summit with al Qaeda…that was before I ever imagined a President like BHO.

From WashingtonTimes via CreepingSharia

According to GeostrategyDirect.com, a newsletter published by The Washington Times’ ace national security reporter Bill Gertz, “Diplomatic sources said Barack Obama has engaged several Arab intermediaries to relay messages to and from al Qaeda in the months before his elections as the 44th U.S. president. The sources said al Qaeda has offered what they termed a truce in exchange for a U.S. military withdrawal from Afghanistan. ‘For the last few months, Obama has been receiving and sending feelers to those close to al Qaeda on whether the group would end its terrorist campaign against the United States,’ a diplomatic source said. ‘Obama sees this as helpful to his plans to essentially withdraw from Afghanistan and Iraq during his first term in office.’ “

Something tells me simply withdrawing from ‘Muslim lands’ won’t satiate their bloodlust since they were pissed at us before we were even there.  Certainly the US wouldn’t be so stupid as to take the pressure off (even NPR says al Qaeda leadership is decimated) and allow them to re-arm…would we?





Hail To The…Desert Rose?

4 02 2009

Newsbusters reported:

On Day One of his presidency, everywhere Mr. Obama went they played “Hail to the Chief” for him – but not since. In fact the U.S. Marine Band’s duties at the White House over the last 10 days appear to have been dramatically downsized.

Instead of the usual contingent of trumpets, tubas and drums, a single piano player now provides musical interludes before and after the president’s appearance.

And the tunes have little connection to the military marching music of John Phillips Souza [sic] that is the usual accompaniment to presidential appearances. These days the pianist’s repertoire includes Cole Porter’s “Night and Day” and Sting’s “Desert Rose.”

“He’s not a ‘Pomp and Circumstance’ kind of guy,” says press secretary Robert Gibbs of the new president.

To many Americans, this excessive informality suggests a real distaste for “official” or “patriotic” music, not to mention the Marine band that plays it.





Punked Obama Retreats From ‘Buy American’ After Stimulus Bill Fails ‘Global Test.’

4 02 2009

Anyone else shocked that even now, in 2009 when America has inaugurated a multicultured intellectual, that the EU’s foremost concern is the, EU?

Ok…so, two weeks have passed and not only did we see several high level appointees display their conservative hatred for taxes, and the global community try their hand at dominating the friendly new guy, but Obama himself has:

Is it too late to ask when the homies (Obama’s countrymen) get something from the grab-bag of change or is it all all for bureaucrats, Muslims, and Europeans?

It remains to be seen if Obama believes as so many liberals do, that Americans, by way their global citizenship, and in the name of utilitarianism, are better off with a muted America.