These Iraqis Should Ask The Olympics For A Shoe-Throwing Event

Dude has got great aim with that shoe!

Also, nice moves Dubya.

All joking aside, thank goodness President Bush wasn’t hurt.  The lapse of security is a little alarming.

Wait, back to jokes…The Iraqi journalist, Al-Zaidi gives hope to millions in the Arab world that he might turn out to be a Jooooooooooo!

Palin Porno Proceeds And Someday Will Smith Will Play Obama And Win An Oscar.

Larry Flynt was looking on Craigslist for Palin lookalikes, but he went with this gal.

Any ideas what might happen if someone made a porno about the the Obamas?

Estonia To Vote With Cell Phones. Countdown to Soros’ “Phonemerica” Initiative Begins!

Will Pelosi follow Obama’s wildly successful campaign idea of incorporating constituent’s cell phones, and mandate ownership for all Americans?

Can’t we subsidize this and get a national database while we’re at it?

Polo Shirts: Classy. Low-Key. Bulletproof.

Miguel Caballero’s bulletproof clothing line includes this polo shirt.  Estimated cost $7500-$12000.

Ralph Lauren should be impressed.