Jam Packed Volkswagen Beetle Escorting 21 Clowns Crashes On Way To Circus

Ok, I need to clarify….”Clowns” = Undocumented Workers Illegal Immigrants and “Circus” = The United States of America, and I think the “Beetle” was really more like a “Coyote.”

The Onion Blows Away SNL, MSM, Even An Impressive Post-Election South Park

Other than coming for American’s guns, I’m not sure there will be a more indicative litmus test for the viability of the populace, than whether or not we can still laugh at our President.  Especially one as funny as Barack Obama.  This article which doubles down on a hilarious South Park episode, is so funny that any liberal who reads it and doesn’t “LOL” should be immediately rounded up and sent to Russia or France…whichever they like least.

From The Onion:  “International Con Man Barack Obama Leaves US with 85$million in campaign fundraising”

CHICAGO—In a devastating blow to millions of unsuspecting Americans, newly elected president and international con man Barack Obama fled the country Wednesday with nearly $85 million in campaign funds.

According to FBI investigators, Obama’s sudden disappearance was discovered at 6:15 p.m. when the former Illinois senator failed to arrive at a gala event in Lincoln Square, prompting several aides to rush back to his campaign headquarters. At 6:23 p.m., flight logs at O’Hare International Airport confirmed that two passengers, a male carrying two silver briefcases and dressed in a perfectly tailored Brioni tuxedo, and an African-American female wearing a fur coat and speaking in a thick Russian accent, were seen boarding a private plane.

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Diddy Bottles Barack Obama. B.O. Smellin’ Dudes Now Everywhere

Diddy probably didn’t know that Obama has thought of himself as a king for over 30 years, but thankfully he concurs because now we can all smell like the new Caliph Monarch. The Sean Jean Bad Boy has released a 57$ men’s fragrance called, “I am King” which is aimed at black plumbers who voted for Barack Obama and, “wanted to smell like B.O. [ed]“  In an interview Diddy said, “when you see Barack Obama, you see a strong, elegant black man and when people see my ad, it’s almost like that’s the trend.”  So there you have it.